A Historical Garbage Pail Kids Reference Guide

BATHROOM BUDDIES —
SERIES 1 CARD IMAGES
& ANNOTATED NOMENCLATURE

Decipherings, Explanatory Notations &
Definitions

1a
CLEAN DEAN
— Rhyme; the forename
Dean with the word ‘clean’.
def’n: Clean — To be free from dirt or filth; not soiled
or stained: clean clothes. Having clean habits.
1b
WASHED-UP WAYNE
— Wayne; W
forename to go with the words ‘washed-up’.
def’n: Washed-up —informal. Done with; finished;
through, especially after failure.
def’n: Wash — Clean with water or other liquid: wash
one’s hands
.
def’n: Wash up — To wash one’s hands and face.

2a
MICHAEL MUMMY
— Michael; M
forename to go with the word ‘mummy’.
def’n: Mummy — A dead body of a human being or animal embalmed
and often wrapped in cloth according to the ancient Egyptian or some
other method of burial.
2b
BANDAGED BRANDON
— Brandon;
B forename to go with the word ‘bandage(d)’.
def’n: Bandage — A strip or cloth or other material used
in binding up and dressing a wound or injury. To bind, cover, or dress.

3a
URINE AL
= Urinal.
def’n: Urinal — A container for urine. A place for urinating
(often only in the ‘mens’ bathroom).
def’n: Urinal — A waste product of the body that is excreted
by the kidneys, usually amber in color and slightly acid.
3b
BURT SQUIRT
— Rhyme; the forename
Burt with the word ‘squirt’.
def’n: Squirt — To force out (liquid) through a narrow opening:
squirt water through a tube. A jet of liquid. To wet or soak
by shooting liquid in a jet or stream; spurt.

4a
VIRTUAL VIRGIL
— Semi-rhyme;
the forename Virgil with the word ‘virtual’.
def’n: Virtual — Actual; real.
def’n: Virtual reality — A highly detailed spatial illusion,
created by a computer, which a user perceives and modifies with electronic
goggles, glove, headphones, and other equipment.
4b
CYBERSPACIN’ JASON
= Rhyme; the
forename Jason with the word ‘cyberspace(+ing)’.
def’n: Cyberspace — Virtual reality.
def’n: Virtual reality — A highly detailed spatial illusion,
created by a computer, which a user perceives and modifies with electronic
goggles, glove, headphones, and other equipment.

5a
LAPPIN’ LEON
— Leon; L
forename to go with the word ‘lap(ping)’.
def’n: Lap — To drink by lifting up with the tongue: cats
and dogs lap water.

5b
HUGH ANIMAL
= “You animal”.
def’n: You — The person or persons spoken to.
def’n: Animal — A brutish or degenerate person. Brute; beast.

6a
CONSTIPA-TED
= Constipate(d).
def’n: Constipate — Cause constipation in.
def’n: Constipation — Condition in which it is difficult
to empty the bowels.

6b
DEAD FRED
— Rhyme; the forename
Fred with the word ‘dead’.
def’n: Dead — To be no longer living; that has died. Like
death.

7a
PUKIN’ PAM
— Pam; P
forename to go with the word ‘puke(+ing)’.
def’n: Puke — informal. To vomit.
def’n: Vomit — To expel the contents of the stomach through
the mouth; throw up what has been eaten.

7b
BARFIN’ BARB
— Semi-rhyme;
the forename Barb with the word ‘barf(ing)’.
def’n: Barf — slang. To vomit.
def’n: Vomit — To expel the contents of the stomach through
the mouth; throw up what has been eaten.

8a
VINCE VERMIN
— Vince; V
forename to go with the word ‘vermin’.
def’n: Vermin — Small animals that are troublesome or destructive;
fleas, lice, bedbugs, rats, mice, etc. A very unpleasant or vile person.

8b
INFEST ED
= Infest(ed).
def’n: Infest — To trouble or disturb frequently or in large
numbers: a swamp infested with mosquitoes.

9a
ASTRO NAT
= Astronaut.
def’n: Astronaut — A pilot or member of the crew of a spacecraft.
9b
BLAST-OFF BRIAN
— Brian;
B
forename to go with the words ‘blast-off’.
def’n: Blast off — A launching or taking off into rocket-propelled
flight.

10a
CARL CATBOX
—
Carl; C
forename
to go with the word ‘catbox’.
def’n: Cat
—
A small, furry, four-footed, carnivorous mammal, often kept as a pet
or for catching mice. slang. Fellow; person.
def’n: Box
—
Anything shaped or used like a box. (sandbox; litterbox).
10b
SANDY LITTER
= Sandy litter.
def’n: Litter
—
Waste; rubbish.
def’n: Sandy
—
containing sand; consisting of sand.

11a
TOOTIN’ TINA
—
Tina; T
forename
to go with the word ‘toot(ing)’.
def’n: Toot
—
A sound of a horn; whistle; etc. To give forth a short blast. slang.
To flatulate.
11b
BLOWIN’ BETTY
—
Betty; B
forename
to go with the word ‘blow(ing)’.
def’n: Blow
—
To produce a strong current of air. Make a sound by a current of air
or stream.

12a
GAMIN’ RAYMOND
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Raymond with the word ‘game(+ing)’.
def’n: Gaming
—
The playing of games.
def’n: Video game
—
An electric game that produces images on a television or display screen,
is accompanied by sound, and which permits the player to control the
action by means of mechanical devices.
12b
GAME BOYD
= Game Boy.
Parody of Nintendo’s popular handheld video game system, the “Game
Boy” series.
def’n: Game
—
A way of playing; pastime; amusement.

13a
STINKY STAN
—
Stan; ST
forename
to go with the word ‘stinky’.
def’n: Stinky
—
One that stinks; stinking.
def’n: Stink
—
A very bad smell. To have a bad odor. slang. To arouse a great
disturbance.
13b
TOXIC TOM
—
Tom; T
forename
to go with the word ‘toxic’.
def’n: Toxic
—
Poisonous. Of poison; caused by poison. Deadly.

14a
PAPER LES
= Paperless.
def’n: Paper
—
Material in thin sheets made from fibrous substances.
def’n: -Less
—
To be without.
14b
DESPERATE DAN
—
Dan; D
forename
to go with the word ‘desperate’.
def’n: Desperate
—
Hopelessly bad: desperate circumstances: situation. A hopeless
or reckless feeling.

15a
FORREST DUMP
= Forrest Gump.
Parody of the 1994 movie “Forrest Gump” and the character
of the same name played by Tom Hanks.
def’n: Forest
—
A large area of land covered with trees; thick woods; woodland.
def’n: Dump
—
To empty out; unload in a mass. slang. A place for throwing rubbish.
To deficate.
15b
WHITTLIN’ WILL
—
Will; W
forename
to go with the word ‘whittle(+ing)’.
def’n: Whittle
—
To cut shavings or chips from (wood, etc.) with a knife. To shape by
whittling; to carve.

16a
JANE DRAIN
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Jane with the word ‘drain’.
def’n: Drain
—
A channel, trench, or pipe for carrying off water or waste of any kind.
def’n: Down the drain – Lost.
16b
BATH BECKY
—
Becky; B
forename
to go with the word ‘bath’.
def’n: Bath
—
A washing of the body by way of water for cleansing, etc. A tub for
bathing; bathtub.

17a
JACK SNACK
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Jack with the word ‘snack’.
def’n: Snack
—
A light meal, especially one eaten between regular meals.
17b
UNSANI-TERRY
= Unsanitary.
def’n: Unsanitary
—
Not sanitary; unhealthy. Not clean.

18a LEVITATIN’ LUKE —
Luke; L
forename
to go with the word ‘levitate(+ing)’.
def’n: Levitate
—
To rise or float in the air. Cause to rise or float in the air.
18b FARTIN’ MARTIN
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Martin with the word ‘fart(ing)’.
def’n: Fart
—slang.
flatulence.
def’n: Flatulence
—
Excessive gas in the stomach or intestines that is expelled through
the bowels.

19a UNDERSEA
LEE
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Lee with the word ‘undersea’.
def’n: Undersea
—
Being, working, or used beneath the surface of the sea.
19b SCUBA SAM
—
Sam; S
forename
to go with the word ‘scuba’.
def’n: Scuba
—
Portable breathing equipment, including one or more tanks of compressed
air, used by underwater swimmers and divers.

20a LARRY LAPTOP —
Larry; L
forename
to go with the word ‘laptop’.
def’n: Laptop
—
A protable computer wiht a keyboard and fold down screen.
def’n: Lap
—
The front part from the waist to the knees of a person sitting down.
20b INTERNET BRET
—
Rhyme; the name Bret with the word ‘internet’.
def’n: Internet
—
A computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks.

21a MUD DONNA = Madonna.
A parody name of the famous pop singer/songwriter Madonna
Ciccione.

def’n: Mud
—
Soft, sticky, wet earth.
21b SEPTIC SUE
—
Sue; S
forename
to go with the word ‘septic’.
def’n: Septic
—
Causing infection.
def’n: Septic tank
—
An underground concrete or steel container for household sewage.

22a METALLIC ALEC —
Rhyme; the name Alec with the word ‘metallic’.
def’n: Metallic
—
Of or containing metal. Resembling the sound produced when metal is
struck: a metallic voice.
22b HARVEY METAL = Heavy metal; a music
style similar to the definition of hard rock.
def’n: Hard rock
—
Rock music marked by harsh, amplified sound, feedback, etc.

23a FRIGHT DWIGHT —
Rhyme; the
forename
Dwight with the word ‘fright’.
Parody of the 1962 Topps card set titled “Mars Attacks”, the
phenomenon later spawned a 1996 movie of the same name.
def’n: Fright
—
A sudden and extreme fear; sudden terror or alarm. informal.
Person or thing that is ugly, shocking, or ridiculous.
23b MARK ATTACKED = Mars Attacks.
Parody of the 1962 Topps card set titled “Mars Attacks”, the
phenomenon later spawned a 1996 movie of the same name.
def’n: Attack
—
To fall upon with force or weapons; to make an attack; act harmfully
on: the dog attacked the cat.

24a A PUBLIC JOHN = A public john (bathroom).

def’n: Public
—
Open to all people; serving all the people: A public park.
def’n: John
—slang.
Toilet; bathroom.
24b STUCK STU
—
Stu; ST
forename
to go with the word ‘stuck’.
def’n: Stuck
—
present and p.p. of stick.
def’n: Stick
—
To fasten; attach. To be or become fastened: our car stuck in the
mud
.

25a ROSS FLOSS —
Rhyme; the
forename
Ross with the word ‘floss’.
def’n: Floss
—
Thread.
def’n: Dental floss
—
A thread used to clean between the teeth.
25b MAX WAX – Rhyme; the
forename
Max with the word ‘wax’.
def’n: Wax
—
Earwax; cerumen.
def’n: Earwax
—
The sticky, yellowish substance secreted by glands along the canal of
the outer ear.

26a SUNKEN DUNCAN —
Rhyme; the
forename
Duncan with the word ‘sunken’.
def’n: Sunken
—
Submerged; Sunken treasure.
26b TRAPPED TREVOR
—
Trevor; TR
forename
to go with the word ‘trap(ped)’.
def’n: Trap
—
A device that catches and imprisons.

27a RICH KID = Rich kid.
def’n: Rich
—
Having much money or property: a rich family. Well supplied.
def’n: Kid
—informal.
Child.
27b BILL WIPER = Bill wiper.
def’n: Bill
—
A piece of paper money: a dollar bill.
def’n: Wiper
—
A person who wipes. A thing used for wiping.
def’n: Wipe
—
To rub with paper. To take away by rubbing.

28a HOT RODNEY =
Hot rod.
def’n: Hot rod
—
An automobile rebuilt or modified for increased speed and acceleration. noun.
Hot rodder.
28b RACIN’ MASON
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Mason with the word ‘race(+ing)’.
def’n: Race
—
A contest of speed, as in running, driving, riding, sailing, etc.

29a SHORT MORT —
Rhyme; the
forename
Mort with the word ‘short’.
def’n: Short
—
Not tall; having little height: a short man.
29b SMALL PAUL
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Paul with the word ‘small’.
def’n: Small
—
Not large; little; not large as compared with other things of the same
kind.

30a CAUGHT COURTNEY —
Courtney; C
forename
to go with the word ‘caught’.
def’n: Caught
—
Present and p.p. of catch.
def’n: Catch
—
To take and hold (someone trying to escape); seize; capture.
30b GRABBED GRACE
—
Grace; G
forename
to go with the word ‘grab(bed)’.
def’n: Grab
—
To seize suddenly; snatch. To hold.

31a AERO-SAUL = Aerosol.
def’n: Aerosol
—
A dispersion of very fine colloidal particles of a solid or liquid suspended
in the air or in some other gas.
31b DAN LATHER = Dan Rather.
A name parody of “Dan Rather”, A broadcast journalist on CBS
news since 1962, and later joining 60 Minutes.
def’n: Lather
—
A foam made from soap and water. To form a lather: this soap lathers
well.

32a ORVILLE OUTHOUSE —
Orville; O
forename
to go with the word ‘outhouse’.
def’n: Outhouse
—
An outdoor toilet; bathroom. Outbuilding.
32b GOTHIC GREG – Greg; G
forename
to go with the word ‘gothic’.
def’n: Gothic
—
A style of architecture using pointed arches, and high steep roofs developed
in western Europe during the Middle Ages from about 1150 to 1550.

33a INBETWEEN GENE —
Rhyme; the
forename
Gene with the word ‘inbetween’.
def’n: Inbetween
—
Being or coming inbetween. Of neither one kind nor the other. Between.
33b MIXED-UP MANDY
—
Mandy; M
forename
to go with the words ‘mixed-up’.
def’n: Mixed-up
—
A confused situation. To mix confusedly; jumble.

*

BATHROOM BUDDIES — SERIES 2 CARD
IMAGES
& ANNOTATED NOMENCLATURE

Decipherings, Explanatory Notations &
Definitions

2016 SERIES 1 GPK SUBSET ARTWORK IMAGES

1a
TOILET TARA
— Tara: T
forename to go with the word ‘toilet’.
def’n: Toilet – A fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate
and/or dececate; typically a large basin connected to a waste system.
1b
BRENDA BOWL
— Brenda; B
forename to go with the word ‘bowl’.
def’n: Bowl – The large bowl, or basin-shaped part of a toilet;
the receiving end.

2a
DEBBIE DRYER
— Debbie; D
forename to go with the word ‘dryer’.
def’n: (Hand) Dryer – An electrical device, typically placed in
a public restroom, for drying a person’s hands with blown, warm air.
2b
MELTED MELANIE
— Melanie; M
forename to go with the word ‘melted’.
def’n: Melted – Having become liquefied by (over) heating; the
past tense of melting.

3a
CLASSY CLAY
— Clay; CL
forename to go with the word ‘classy’.
def’n: Classy – (Usually), a group of students that gather for
a courst of instruction. [Self taught! To read on the pot.]
3b
DALE DUMP
– Dale; D forename
to go with the word ‘dump’.
def’n: Dump – A place or site to deposit or for depositing garbage
or waste. [slang. To take a dump = to defecate.]

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4a
SNOWY JOEY
— Rhyme; the forename
Joey with the word ‘Snowy’.
def’n: Snow — Atmospheric water vapor that’s been frozen into
ice crystals, seen on the ground as a white layer.
def’n: Snowy — To be covered with snow.
4b
ARTISTIC RICK
— Rhyme; the forename
Rick with the word ‘artistic’.
def’n: Artistic — Having or revealing a natural creative skill
and/or talent.

5a
FIGURE SKATE KATE
— Rhyme; the
forename Kate to go with the words ‘figure skate’.
def’n: Figure skate — To engage in figure skating as a sport
or pastime.
5b
TWIRLED TANYA
— Tanya; T
forename to go with the word ‘twirl(+ed)’.
def’n: Twirl — To spin quickly and lightly around, especially
when repeated.

6a
Zit ZACK
— Zack; Z forename
to go with the word ‘zit’.
def’n: Zit — informal. A pimple on the skin. [Squeeze
a zit.]
6b
Pimple PAUL
— Paul; P forename
to go with the word ‘pimple’.
def’n: Pimple — A raised, inflamed spot on the skin. [Pop
a pimple.].

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7a
ARNIE TANK
= Army tank.
def’n: Army tank — A heavily armored fighting vehicle carrying
guns and cannons, moving on an articulated metal track.
7b
SHOT WATT
— Rhyme; the forename
Watt with the word ‘shot’.
def’n: Shot — To fire off of a gun or cannon. (To take aim.
Aim while you pee].

8a
JUNE PRUNE
— Rhyme; the forename
June to go with the word ‘prune’.
def’n: Prune —A plum preserved by drying and having a black,
wrinkled appearance. [To have pruney fingers when in water too long.]
8b
WRINKLED RACHEL
— Rachel;
WR
(R-sounding) forename to go with the word ‘wrinkle(+d)’.
def’n: Wrinkle — (Especially of fabric or the skin), having
wrinkles or slight folds.

9a
SQUAT SCOTT
— Rhyme; the forename
Scott to go with the word ‘squat’.
def’n: Squat — To crouch or sit with one’s keens bent and
heels close to or touching the buttocks. [Squat toilets. Cop-a-squat]
9b
HENRY HELMET
— Henry; H
forename to go with the word ‘helmet’.
def’n: Helmet — A type of protective headgear used mainly
in gridiron football.

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10a
DI Ving
= Diving / Dive+(ing).
def’n: Dive
—
To plunge head first into water (no including your hands/arms).
10b
ADELE T. Swim
= Adult swim.
def’n: Adult swim
—
(Swimming pools), a timeframe when adults could swim with no underage
children in the pool.

11a
LEON Tamer
= Lion tamer.
def’n: Lion tamer
—
A person who trains and tames lions, typically for enterainment in a circus.
[Artwork shows a safari or jungle guide.]
11b
Potty TREY N.
= Potty training.
def’n: Potty train
—
To train (usually a small child) to use a potty/toilet.

12a
Karate CHIP
= Karate chop.
def’n: Karate chop
—
A sharp downward blow or movement executed with the side of the hand.
12b
Hit The Head HAROLD
—
Harold ; H forename to go
with the words ‘hit the head’.

def’n: Hit — To bring one’s hand (or a tool or weapon) into contact
with someone (or something) quickly and forcefully.
def’n: Hit the head
—
slang. To urinate and/or defecate; to go to the bathroom.

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13a
BO-WL
—
Bo; Bo
forename
to complete the word ‘bowl’.
def’n: Bowl
—
(For skateboarding), a bowl or pool, typically sunken into the ground
with transitional walls used for skate tricks.
13b
SWIRL LEE
= Swirly.
def’n: Swirly
—
To move in a twisting or spiraling pattern. slang. A bully placing
a victim’s head into a toilet and flushing.

14a
INVISIBLE MANNY
= Invisible man.
def’n: Invisible
—
Unable to be seen; not visible to the eye.
14b
STREAMING STAN
—
Stan; ST
forename
to go with the word ‘stream+ing’.
def’n: Stream
—
A continuous flow of liquid (pee).

15a
JUGG-LIN
= Juggle+ing.
def’n: Juggle
—
To repeatedly toss into the air and catch (a number of objects), typically
for entertainment.
15b
DROP A BRUCE
= Drop a deuce.
def’n: Drop
—
to allow something to fall vertically (to the ground).
def’n: Drop a deuce
—
informal. A phrase meaning to have a bowel movement and expel fecal
matter.

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16a
FLUSHED FELIPE
—
Felipe; F
forename
to go with the word ‘flush+ed’.
def’n: Flush
—
To dispose a toilet of its human waste (principally urine and feces) by
using the force of water.
16b
GOODBYE BILLY
—
Billy; B
forename
to go with the word ‘(good)bye’.
def’n: Goodbye
—
Used to express good wishes when parting (sometimes forever) at the end
of a conversation.

17a
GLAD VLAD
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Vlad with the word ‘glad’.
def’n: Glad
—
To be pleased and/or delighted.
17b
BLOODY BORIS
—
Boris; B
forename
to go with the word ‘Bloody’.
def’n: Bloody
—
To be covered, smeared, or running with blood.

18a BATTER UPTON =
Batter up
.
def’n: Batter
—
A baseball player that swings the bat in an attempt to run bases and score.
def’n: Batter up — The next batter in line to swing, meaning to ‘get
ready’.
18b GRANT SLAM
=
Grand slam (home run)
.
def’n: Grand slam
—
A home run hit when all three bases are occupied
by a runner, thus scoring four ‘runs’.

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19a SHOWERED
HOWARD
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Howard with the word ‘shower+ed’.
def’n: (Water) shower
—
A device that sprays water onto the body for the purpose of washing/cleaning.
19b SURF MURPH
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Murph with the word ‘surf’.
def’n: Surf
—
The mass or line of foam formed by waves breaking on a seashore or reef.
To ride a wave.

20a FERAL ERROL —
Rhyme; the
forename
Errol with the word ‘feral’.
def’n: Feral
—
(Especially of an animal), to be in a wild state, especially after escape
from captivity or domestication.
20b MARK TERRITORY
=
Marking territory
.
def’n: Mark (territory)
—
to spot a certain location to claim an area.
def’n: Territory
—
An area of land under the jurisdiction of a ruler or owner.

21a CRUSHED CHRIS —
Chris; Ch
forename
to go with the word ‘crush+ed’.
def’n: Crush
—
To be deformed, pulverized (apart), or forced inwards by compression.
21b SAD SACK MACK
—
Rhyme; the
forename
Mack to go with the words ‘sad sack’.
def’n: Sad sack
—
An inept blundering person. Showing no skills; clumsy.

22a WET WILLIE =
‘Wet willie’ prank.

def’n: Wet willie
—
A prank where someone wets their finger with saliva and inserts it into
another person’s ear.
22b TOILET HUME R. = Toiler humo(u)r.
def’n: Toilet humor
—
Humour that is characterized by coarse (rude, crude, or vulgar) references
to bodily functions.

DEFINITIONS TAKEN IN PART FROM
THE AMERICAN HERITAGE & OXFORD DICTIONARIES

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