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~ Nomenclature = C-3PO.
~ Star log: C-3PO (aka See-Threepio)
— A humanoid robot character designed as a protocol droid intended to assist
in etiquette, customs and translation. ‘PO’ is rumored to mean ‘Post Office’.
Originally named simply ‘C3’.
def’n: Protocal — The official procedure
or system of rules governing affairs of state or diplomatic occasions.
def’n:
Droid — in science fiction. A robot; a machine capable of carrying
out a complex series of actions.

~ Nomenclature = Bad feeling.
~ Star log: C-3PO
(aka See-Threepio) — Usually, the droid’s physical appearance is primarly
depicted as polished gold plating, but it varies from film to film depending on
the circumstances. He has a charming, oblivious nature.
def’n:
Bad — (of a body part) Injured, diseased or painful. Unpleasant.
def’n:
Feeling — An emotional state or reaction. Bad omen.

~ For the SWK
card, the character can be seen depicted with all of his limbs dismembered. In
the first Star Wars: A New Hope movie C-3PO loses his left arm to a Tusken
Raider in the Jundland Wastes; the Jawa end up finding him (notice the Sandcrawler
in the distance within the artwork) and reuniting him with R2-D2. During The
Empire Strikes Back, Chewbacca also finds C-3PO’s body parts after being shot
and torn apart in Cloud City by a Stormtrooper and puts him back together.

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~ Nomenclature = Semi-rhyme; the name Leia with the word ‘slayer’.
~ Star
log: Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan (aka Senator and General Leia Organa)
— A princess of the planet Alderan, a member of the Imperial Senate and an
agent of the Rebel Alliance. Later, she is revealed to be Vadar’s daughter and
the twin sister of Luke Skywalker.
def’n: Slayer — Someone who
kills a person or an animal in a violent way. slang. Slaya.

~ Nomenclature — C; the specific name Carrie to go with the word
‘capture+d’.
~ Star log: Carrie Fisher — The role of Princess
Leia was portrayed by actress Carrie Fisher. The character Leia became a 1980s
icon and a feminist herione.
def’n: Capture — To take into
one’s possession or control by sheer force; the action of being captured.

~ For the SWK card, the character can be
seen holding a serving tray of grapes and wine and grasping the chain connecting
her sex-slave collar to the strangulated Jabba the Hutt; choked and throttled
by the princess. The movie sequence was inspired by a scene from The Godfather
where an obese character is garroted by an assasin. Princess Leia’s cinnamon-buns
hairstyle from Star Wars and her metal bikini bottoms from Return of
the Jedi became cultural icons.

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~ Nomenclature — M; the specific name Mark to go with the word ‘minx’.

~ Star log: Mark Hamill — The role of Luke Skywalker was portrayed
by the actor Mak Hamill; the main protagonist of the original film trilogy of
the Star Wars franchise.
def’n: Minx — Cheeky or mishievous.
def’n: Mink stole — A semiaquatic weasellike animal whose fur is used
to create a stole; a shawl that’s worn loosely over the shoulders as an ecclesiastical
vestment.

~ Nomenclature = Lukewarm.
~ Star log: Luke Skywalker — A pinnacle
figure in the Rebel Alliance fighting against the Galactic Empire. Later, he is
revealed to be Vadar’s son and the twin brother of Princess Leia.
def’n:
Lukewarm — Unenthusiastic; lackadaisical. Moderately warm.

~ For the SWK card,
the character can be seen knocked unconcious and unceremoniously draped over his
captor’s massive, furry frame. During the ‘Battle of Hoth’, within the Star
Wars: Empire Strikes Back movie, Luke is attacked by a wampa while
scouting the Hoth ice wastes whilst riding his tauntaun. Luke can be seen sporting
his Hoth battle gear that was eagerly equipped at Echo Base due to the extreme
cold temperatures. The wampa has fresh tauntaun blood dripping down his frontside
and staining his fur.

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~ Nomenclature = Carbonite.
~ Star log: Carbon-freezing (aka
Carbon-shower) — A process of rapid freezing using carbon gas in order to
encase goods for preservation and sometimes even hibernation.
def’n:
Carbonite — A liquid substance made from carbon gas and can change into a
solid through rapid freezing.

~ Nomenclature — C;
the specific name Han to go with the words ‘half off’.
~ Star log:
Han Solo — A smuggler and pilot of the Millennium Falcon who became
involved with the Rebel Alliance’s struggle against the Galactic Empire. The smooth
talker, smooth operator and smooth flyer becomes a love-and-hate interest of Princess
Leia. The role is portrayed by actor Harrison Ford.
def’n: Half
off — An item, or person, that is being sold at half the original price.
Two equal parts, divided.

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def’n: Yo — informal. Used to attract someone’s attention.

def’n: Bah — An expression of contempt
or disagreement. Bah! Humbug! Buh-bye.

~ For the SWK card, instead
of a draining bathtub, the character can be seen submerged in muddy and murky
swamp water, attempting to defy the Force of gravity. Due to the character’s short
stature, we as an audience member are treated to a kicking foot. Visions of piggy-back-packing
with Luke are most certainly flashing before Master Yoda’s eyes. The character
trained Luke in The Empire Strikes Back movie and his essence drained in
the Return of the Jedi movie.

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def’n: Wook — urban slang. A hippie without
any ambition, motivation or personal drive (other than drugs).

def’n: Chewy — A thought or object that needs to be chewed
on for some time, mentally or physically, respectively.

~ For the SWK card, the gentle giant Wookiee is seen triapsing with
a long gaited stride and long swinging arms in a lumbering manner. The artwork
is a parody of any Bigfoot or Sasquatch image “seen” living in the mountains;
a large, hairy creature resembling a Yetti; a large hairy humanoid creature living
in the Himalayas; an abominable snowman, et cetera.
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def’n: Father — A man in relation to his
natural child or (twin) children.

def’n: Meditate — To sit and concentrate
deeply or focus one’s mind (on the Force) for a long period of time.

~ For the SWK card,
the meditation chamber has been switched out for a healing vat that takes place
in an oversized beaker. The Sith Lord is seen without his samurai-inspired helmet
but still sporting part of his mask with the breathing apparatus. The character
is also seen wearing his adult pull-ups in CPK-syle.
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~ Nomenclature = R2-D2.
~ Star log: R2-D2 (prounced Artoo-Detoo)
— A small astromech droid that plays a major character within the Star Wars
movies and acts as a sidekick droid with C-3PO to provide comic relief. The role
was performed by actor Kenny Baker for the original Star Wars movie trilogy.
def’n: Number two — A second in command. slang. Used euphemistically
to refer to feces; poo.

~ Nomenclature = Hologram.
~ Star log:
Holographic message — A parody of Princess Leia’s loop message: “Help
me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope… Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my
only hope…” that Luke discovers in A New Hope while cleaning sand
out of the droid and removing the restraining bolt triggering the hologram message.
def’n: Hologram — A 3-dimensional image formed by the interference
of light beams from a laser or similar source.

~ For the SWK card, instead of the holographic message
from Princess Leia coming out of the holographic projector (the circular object
on his face that looks like a dimple) of the droid, R2-D2 is flashing a monochrome
blue hologram of a big pile of fecal matter with some roughage in the shape of
nuts that has passed through his mechanical guts. The droid unit is only showcasing
two of his ‘arms’ and not his hidden third ‘leg’ and two eyes… a regular receptor
and his primary ‘black eye’ radar receptor.

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def’n: Body odor (b.o.) — The smell of
the human body, especially when unpleasant; sweaty, smelly and gross.

def’n: Baked — To be cooked
by the sun; overheated. Sunstroke; heatstroke through excessive sun exposure.

~ Nomenclature = Boba Fett.
~ Star log: Boba Fett — A fan-favourite
bounty hunter within the Star Wars franchise that is hired by Darth Vader
to capture Han Solo in Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980). GPK-like
facial features have been added the character’s helmet and he is seen sporting
red-striped CPK-like shoes.
def’n: NA. Although, ‘Fret’ would’ve been
a great alternative; to be visibly worried; anxious.

~ Nomenclature = Mandalorian.

~ Star log: Boba Fett — The character also appears at Jabba the Hutt’s
palace in Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) and is seen using his
Z-6 jetpack and being captured by the Sarlacc pit monster. He is also sporting
his EE-3 blaster rifle.
def’n: Mandalore — A group of beings,
Mandalorians, from the planet Mandalore that speak Mando’a. They are famous for
their armor.

~ Nomenclature = Hammerhead; aka Momaw Nadon.

~ Star log: Hammerhead — Ithorians, best known as “Hammerheads”
due to their distinctive head shape, similar to the hammerhead shark with its
unusual cephalofoil, native to the planet Ithor. The character is scene holding
a hammer instead of a blaster, and adoring it.
def’n: Hammer —
A tool with a heavy metal head and handle used to drive nails and disassemble
objects.

~ Nomenclature = Momaw Nadon; aka Hammerhead.
~ Star log:
Hammerhead — Ithorians contain two mouths, one on either side of their necks,
and a rumbling, gutteral voice. Best known for his appearance in the Mos Eisley
Cantina movie scene on Tatooine (and 1978 playset), a place ruled by Hutt gansters
and home base for smugglers, criminals, etc.
def’n: Momaw Nadon
— Appeared in Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope. A rebel sympathizer
and agricultural enthusiast.

~ Nomenclature = Muftak.
~ Star log: Muftak
— A male Talz who was abandoned in Mos Esley, a spaceport on the planet Tatooine,
as a newborn. A professional pickpocketer that frequented Chalmun’s Cantina and
planned robberies with a Chadra-Fan named Kabe.
def’n: NA. The character
is seen with four brown eyes instead of black eyes and a blaster.

~ Nomenclature = Abominable.
~ Star log: Talz — A race from
the planet Orto Plutonia, covered in thick, shaggy white fur with sharp talons
capping their five-fingered hands, possessing four black eyes (two for day vision
and two for night vision) and a small proboscis for feeding & communicating.
def’n: Abominable — To be very bad or unpleasant. A shout-out
to the folkloric creature called the Yeti or Abominable Snowman (who is seen holding
a glass of cold, ice water).

~ Nomenclature = Walrus Man; aka Ponda Baba.
~ Star log:
Walrus Man — A male Aqualish residing in Mos Esley, a spaceport on the planet
Tatooine, from the planet Ando. An ill-tempered thug that frequented Chalmun’s
Cantina and (was once) friends with Dr. Cornelius Evazan; his arm was severed
by Obi-Wan Kenobi’s lightsaber in Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.
def’n: Walrus — A large marine mammal having two large downward-pointing
tusks. Related to other pinnipeds such as sea lions (best known for balancing
a ball on their nose & whiskers).

~ Nomenclature = Ponda Baba;
aka the alias “Sawkee”.
~ Star log: Aqualish —
An amphibious species made up of three distinct races including Aquala, Ualaq
and Quara. The smuggler is best known for his appearance in the Mos Eisley Cantina
movie scene on Tatooine (and 1978 playset), a place ruled by Hutt gansters and
home base for smugglers, criminals, etc.
def’n: Ponda Baba —
Nomenclature shout-out to Dov Kelemer Enterprises, Inc. of DKE Toys.
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~ Nomenclature = Snaggletooth;
or Snaggle Tooth.
~ Star log: Snaggletooth — A male Snivvian residing
in Mos Esley, a spaceport on the planet Tatooine, from the planet Cadomai Prime.
A smuggler that frequented Chalmun’s Cantina in Star Wars: Episode IV – A New
Hope.
def’n: Snaggletooth — An irregular or projecting tooth,
growing out beyond or apart from others; sometimes broken.

~ Nomenclature = Zutton; aka Snaggletooth.
~ Star log:
Snivvian — A mammalian species having large mouths and short fangs. Their
home planet of Cadomai Prime has extremely harsh and long winters that are difficult
to servive. The smuggler is best known for his appearance in the Mos Eisley Cantina
movie scene on Tatooine (and 1978 playset), a place ruled by Hutt gansters and
home base for smugglers, criminals, etc. The original Kenner toyline figure had
the character sporting a blue tunic and being taller in stature; this was corrected
in later production.
def’n: NA.
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~ Nomenclature = Greedo.
~ Star log: Greedo — A male Rodian
bounty huntter originally from the planet Rodia, residing in Mos Espa, a spaceport
on the planet Tatooine. A mercenary that frequented Chalmun’s Cantina in Star
Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.
def’n: Greed — An intense and
selfish desire for something (or everything), especially wealth and riches.

~ Nomenclature = Drew slow or ‘slow draw’.
~ Star log: Rodian
— A reptilian species highly recognizable due to their unique facial structure
and skin pigment. Their home planet of Rodia has harsh, humid and hot dense jungle
living conditions. The bounty hunter is best known for his appearance in the Mos
Eisley Cantina movie scene on Tatooine (and 1978 playset), a place ruled by Hutt
gansters and home base for smugglers, criminals, etc., where he was easily shot
and killed by Han Solo.
def’n: Slow draw — Someone who is
slow on the draw during a gunfight; or a slow thinker and stupid person. The opposite
of a gunslinger with a fast or quick draw.
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~ Nomenclature = IG-88.
~ Star log: IG 88 (aka
IG-88B) — A rogue and deadly IG-series assassin droid that worked as a bounty
hunter. Following the Battle of Hoth, several bounty hunters, including ‘himself’,
were summoned and hired by Darth Vader to track down the Millennium Falcon and
its Rebel crew.
def’n: NA.

~ Nomenclature = Android.

~ Star log: IG-88 (aka Phlutdroid) — A mercenary droid model
with masculine programming manufactured by Holowan Laboratories. The Class 4 assassin
droid is seen armed with a blaster and sporting a CPK-like diaper; his facial
plate has been adorned with GPK-like nose and mouth.
def’n: Android
— (mainly within science fiction) A mechanical robot with a human-like, and/or
sometimes bidegal apperance.

~ Nomenclature
= Dengar.
~ Star log: Dengar — A Corellian bounty hunter originally
serving as a gladiator. Following the Battle of Hoth, several bounty hunters,
including himself, were summoned and hired by Darth Vader to track down the Millennium
Falcon and its Rebel crew. The mercenary can be seen holding a blaster rifle and
sporting a pair of red-striped, CPK-like shoes and a grumpy frown.
def’n:
NA.

~ Nomenclature = Corellian.
~ Star log: Corellian — Human
Inhabitants of the planet Corellia that also housed several alien species. The
world is known for its ace pilots (like Han Solo) and large starship construction
including vessels (like the Millennium Falcon). Although the bounty hunter lost
to Boba Fett in capturing Solo, along with Bossk, they were both present in Jabba’s
Palace on Tatooine during Solo’s rescue by Skywalker.
def’n: NA.

~ Nomenclature
= Bossk.
~ Star log: Bossk — A Trandoshan bounty hunter well known
for hunting Wookiees. Following the Battle of Hoth, several bounty hunters, including
‘himself’, were summoned and hired by Darth Vader to track down the Millennium
Falcon and its Rebel crew. The mercenary can be seen holding a blaster rifle and
a forced smile upon his reptillian face.
def’n: NA.

~ Nomenclature = Trandoshan.
~ Star log: Trandoshan — Sentient
reptilian humanoids of the planet Trandosha that neighbored the world of Kashyyyk.
During the Clone Wars, Bossk worked alongside fellow bounty hunters to mentor
the orphaned Boba Fett. Although the bounty hunter lost to Boba Fett in captureing
Solo, along with Dengar, they were both present in Jabba’s Palace on Tatooine
during Solo’s rescue by Skywalker in Episode V.
def’n:
NA.