A Historical Garbage Pail Kids Reference Guide

BATHROOM
BUDDIES — CARD IMAGES
& ANNOTATED NOMENCLATURE

Decipherings,
Explanatory Notations & Definitions

1a
CLEAN DEAN
– Rhyme: The name Dean with the
word clean.
def’n: Clean – To be free from dirt or filth; not soiled
or stained: clean clothes. Having clean habits.

1b
WASHED-UP WAYNE
– Wayne; W name to
go with the words ‘washed-up’.
def’n: Washed-up – informal.
Done with; finished; through, especially after failure.
def’n: Wash
– Clean with water or other liquid: wash one’s hands.
def’n:
Wash up – To wash one’s hands and face.
2a
MICHAEL MUMMY
– Michael; M name to
go with the word mummy.
def’n: Mummy – A dead body of a human being
or animal embalmed and often wrapped in cloth according to the ancient Egyptian
or some other method of burial.
2b
BANDAGED BRANDON
– Brandon; B name
to go with the word bandage(d).
def’n: Bandage – A strip or cloth or
other material used in binding up and dressing a wound or injury. To bind, cover,
or dress.
3a
URINE AL
= Urinal.
def’n: Urinal
– A container for urine. A place for urinating (often only in the ‘mens’ bathroom).
def’n: Urinal – A waste product of the body that is excreted by the kidneys,
usually amber in color and slightly acid.
3b
BURT SQUIRT
– Rhyme: The name Burt with the
word squirt.
def’n: Squirt – To force out (liquid) through a narrow
opening: squirt water through a tube. A jet of liquid. To wet or soak by
shooting liquid in a jet or stream; spurt.
4a
VIRTUAL VIRGIL
– Semi-rhyme: The name Virgil
with the words virtual.
def’n: Virtual – Actual; real.
def’n:
Virtual reality – A highly detailed spatial illusion, created by a computer, which
a user perceives and modifies with electronic goggles, glove, headphones, and
other equipment.
4b
CYBERSPACIN’ JASON
= Rhyme: The name Jason
with the word cyberspace(+ing).
def’n: Cyberspace – Virtual reality.
def’n: Virtual reality – A highly detailed spatial illusion, created by
a computer, which a user perceives and modifies with electronic goggles, glove,
headphones, and other equipment.
5a
LAPPIN’ LEON
– Leon; L name to go
with the word lap(ping).
def’n: Lap – To drink by lifting up with the
tongue: cats and dogs lap water.
5b
HUGH ANIMAL
= You animal.
def’n:
You – The person or persons spoken to.
def’n: Animal – A brutish or
degenerate person. Brute; beast.
6a
CONSTIPA-TED
= Constipate(d).
def’n:
Constipate – Cause constipation in.
def’n: Constipation – Condition
in which it is difficult to empty the bowels.
6b
DEAD FRED
– Rhyme: The name Fred with the
word dead.
def’n: Dead – To be no longer living; that has died. Like
death.
7a
PUKIN’ PAM
– Pam; P name to go with
the word puke(+ing).
def’n: Puke – informal. To vomit.
def’n:
Vomit – To expel the contents of the stomach through the mouth; throw up what
has been eaten.
7b
BARFIN’ BARB
– Semi-rhyme: The name Barb
with the words barf(ing).
def’n: Barf – slang. To vomit.
def’n: Vomit – To expel the contents of the stomach through the mouth;
throw up what has been eaten.
8a
VINCE VERMIN
– Vince; V name to go
with the word vermin.
def’n: Vermin – Small animals that are troublesome
or destructive; fleas, lice, bedbugs, rats, mice, etc. A very unpleasant or vile
person.
8b
INFEST ED
= Infest(ed).
def’n:
Infest – To trouble or disturb frequently or in large numbers: a swamp infested
with mosquitoes.
9a
ASTRO NAT
= Astronaut.
def’n:
Astronaut – A pilot or member of the crew of a spacecraft.
9b
BLAST-OFF BRIAN
– Brian; B name to
go with the words ‘blast-off’.
def’n: Blast off – A launching or taking
off into rocket-propelled flight.
10a
CARL CATBOX
– Carl; C name to go with the word
catbox.
def’n: Cat – A small, furry, four-footed, carnivorous mammal, often
kept as a pet or for catching mice. slang. Fellow; person.
def’n: Box
– Anything shaped or used like a box. (sandbox; litterbox).
10b
SANDY LITTER
= Sandy litter.
def’n: Litter – Waste;
rubbish.
def’n: Sandy – containing sand; consisting of sand.
11a
TOOTIN’ TINA
– Tina; T name to go with the
word toot(ing).
def’n: Toot – A sound of a horn; whistle; etc. To give forth
a short blast. slang. To flatulate.
11b
BLOWIN’ BETTY
– Betty; B name to go with the
word blow(ing).
def’n: Blow – To produce a strong current of air. Make a sound
by a current of air or stream.
12a
GAMIN’ RAYMOND
– Rhyme; The name Raymond with the
word game(+ing).
def’n: Gaming – The playing of games.
def’n: Video game
– An electric game that produces images on a television or display screen, is
accompanied by sound, and which permits the player to control the action by means
of mechanical devices.
12b
GAME BOYD
= Game Boy.
Parody of Nintendo’s popular
handheld video game system, the “Game Boy” series.
def’n: Game –
A way of playing; pastime; amusement.
13a
STINKY STAN
– Stan; ST name to go with the
word stinky.
def’n: Stinky – One that stinks; stinking.
def’n: Stink –
A very bad smell. To have a bad odor. slang. To arouse a great disturbance.
13b
TOXIC TOM
– Tom; T name to go with the word
toxic.
def’n: Toxic – Poisonous. Of poison; caused by poison. Deadly.
14a
PAPER LES
= Paperless.
def’n: Paper – Material
in thin sheets made from fibrous substances.
def’n: -Less – To be without.
14b
DESPERATE DAN
– Dan; D name to go with the
word desperate.
def’n: Desperate – Hopelessly bad: desperate circumstances:
situation
. A hopeless or reckless feeling.
15a
FORREST DUMP
= Forrest Gump.
Parody of the 1994
movie “Forrest Gump” and the character of the same name played by Tom
Hanks.
def’n: Forest – A large area of land covered with trees; thick woods;
woodland.
def’n: Dump – To empty out; unload in a mass. slang. A place
for throwing rubbish. To deficate.
15b
WHITTLIN’ WILL
– Will; W name to go with the
word whittle(+ing).
def’n: Whittle – To cut shavings or chips from (wood,
etc.) with a knife. To shape by whittling; to carve.
16a
JANE DRAIN
– Rhyme: The name Jane with the word drain.

def’n: Drain – A channel, trench, or pipe for carrying off water or waste of any
kind.
def’n: Down the drain – Lost.
16b
BATH BECKY
– Becky; B name to go with the word
bath.
def’n: Bath – A washing of the body by way of water for cleansing, etc.
A tub for bathing; bathtub..
17a
JACK SNACK
– Rhyme: The name Jack with the word snack.

def’n: Snack – A light meal, especially one eaten between regular meals.
17b
UNSANI-TERRY
= Unsanitary.
def’n: Unsanitary –
Not sanitary; unhealthy. Not clean.
18a
LEVITATIN’ LUKE – Luke; L name to go with the word
levitate(+ing).
def’n: Levitate – To rise or float in the air. Cause to rise
or float in the air.
18b FARTIN’ MARTIN
– Rhyme: The name Martin with the word fart(ing).
def’n: Fart – slang.
flatulence.
def’n: Flatulence – Excessive gas in the stomach or intestines
that is expelled through the bowels.
19a
UNDERSEA LEE – Rhyme: The name Lee with the word
undersea.
def’n: Undersea – Being, working, or used beneath the surface of
the sea.
19b SCUBA SAM
– Sam; S name to go with the word scuba.
def’n: Scuba – Portable breathing
equipment, including one or more tanks of compressed air, used by underwater swimmers
and divers.
20a
LARRY LAPTOP – Larry; L name to go with the
word laptop.
def’n: Laptop – A protable computer wiht a keyboard and fold
down screen.
def’n: Lap – The front part from the waist to the knees of a
person sitting down.
20b
INTERNET BRET – Rhyme: The name Bret with the word
internet.
def’n: Internet – A computer network consisting of a worldwide network
of computer networkds.
21a
MUD DONNA = Madonna.
A parody
name of the famous pop singer/songwriter Madonna Ciccione.

def’n: Mud
– Soft, sticky, wet earth.
21b
SEPTIC SUE – Sue; S name to go with the word
septic.
def’n: Septic – Causing infection.
def’n: Septic tank – An underground
concrete or steel container for household sewage.
22a
METALLIC ALEC – Rhyme: The name Alec with the word
metallic.
def’n: Metallic – Of or containing metal. Resembling the sound produced
when metal is struck: a metallic voice.
22b
HARVEY METAL = Heavy metal, a music style similar
to the definition of hard rock.
def’n: Hard rock – Rock music marked by harsh,
amplified sound, feedback, etc.
23a
FRIGHT DWIGHT – Rhyme: The name Dwight with the word
fright.
Parody of the 1962 Topps card set titled “Mars Attacks”,
the phenomenon later spawned a 1996 movie of the same name.
def’n: Fright
– A sudden and extreme fear; sudden terror or alarm. informal. Person or
thing that is ugly, shocking, or ridiculous.
23b
MARK ATTACKED = Mars Attacks.
Parody of the 1962
Topps card set titled “Mars Attacks”, the phenomenon later spawned a
1996 movie of the same name.
def’n: Attack – To fall upon with force or weapons;
to make an attack; act harmfully on: the dog attacked the cat.
24a
A PUBLIC JOHN = A public john (bathroom).
def’n:
Public – Open to all people; serving all the people: A public park.

def’n: John – slang. Toilet; bathroom.
24b
STUCK STU – Stu; ST name to go with the word
stuck.
def’n: Stuck – present and p.p. of stick.
def’n: Stick – To fasten;
attach. To be or become fastened: our car stuck in the mud.
25a
ROSS FLOSS – Rhyme: The name Ross with the word floss.

def’n: Floss – Thread.
def’n: Dental floss – A thread used to clean between
the teeth.
25b MAX WAX
– Rhyme: The name Max with the word wax.
def’n: Wax – Earwax; cerumen.

def’n: Earwax – The sticky, yellowish substance secreted by glands along the canal
of the outer ear.
26a
SUNKEN DUNCAN – Rhyme: The name Duncan with the word
sunken.
def’n: Sunken – Submerged; Sunken treasure.
26b
TRAPPED TREVOR – Trevor; TR name to go with the word trap(ped).
def’n:
Trap – A device that catches and imprisons.
27a
RICH KID = Rich kid.
def’n: Rich – Having much
money or property: a rich family. Well supplied.
def’n: Kid – informal.
Child.
27b
BILL WIPER = Bill wiper.
def’n: Bill – A piece
of paper money: a dollar bill.
def’n: Wiper – A person who wipes. A
thing used for wiping.
def’n: Wipe – To rub with paper. To take away by rubbing.

28a HOT
RODNEY
= Hot rod.
def’n: Hot rod – An automobile rebuilt or modified
for increased speed and acceleration. noun. Hot rodder.

28b RACIN’
MASON
– Rhyme: The name Mason with the word race(+ing).
def’n: Race
– A contest of speed, as in running, driving, riding, sailing, etc.
29a SHORT
MORT
– Rhyme: The name Mort with the word short.
def’n: Short – Not
tall; having little height: a short man.
29b SMALL
PAUL
– Rhyme: The name Paul with the word small.
def’n: Small – Not
large; little; not large as compared with other things of the same kind.
30a CAUGHT
COURTNEY
– Courtney; C name to go with the word caught.
def’n:
Caught – Present and p.p. of catch.
def’n: Catch – To take and hold (someone
trying to escape); seize; capture.

30b GRABBED
GRACE
– Grace; G name to go with the word grab(bed).
def’n:
Grab – To seize suddenly; snatch. To hold.

31a AERO-SAUL
= Aerosol.
def’n: Aerosol – A dispersion of very fine colloidal particles
of a solid or liquid suspended in the air or in some other gas.
31b DAN
LATHER
= Dan Rather.
A name parody of “Dan Rather”, A broadcast
journalist on CBS news since 1962, and later joining 60 Minutes.
def’n: Lather
– A foam made from soap and water. To form a lather: this soap lathers well.
32a ORVILLE
OUTHOUSE
– Orville; O name to go with the word outhouse.
def’n:
Outhouse – An outdoor toilet; bathroom. Outbuilding.
32b GOTHIC
GREG
– Greg; G name to go with the word gothic.
def’n: Gothic
– A style of architecture using pointed arches, and high steep roofs developed
in western Europe during the Middle Ages from about 1150 to 1550.
33a INBETWEEN
GENE
– Rhyme; The name Gene with the word inbetween.
def’n: Inbetween
– Being or coming inbetween. Of neither one kind nor the other. Between.
33b MIXED-UP
MANDY
– Mandy; M name to go with the words “mixed-up”.

def’n: Mixed-up – A confused situation.   To mix confusedly; jumble.

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