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BATHROOM
BUDDIES â CARD IMAGES & ANNOTATED NOMENCLATURE Decipherings, Explanatory Notations & Definitions
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WASHED-UP WAYNE – Wayne; W name to go with the words ‘washed-up’. def’n: Washed-up – informal. Done with; finished; through, especially after failure. def’n: Wash – Clean with water or other liquid: wash one’s hands. def’n: Wash up – To wash one’s hands and face. |
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MICHAEL MUMMY – Michael; M name to go with the word mummy. def’n: Mummy – A dead body of a human being or animal embalmed and often wrapped in cloth according to the ancient Egyptian or some other method of burial. |
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BANDAGED BRANDON – Brandon; B name to go with the word bandage(d). def’n: Bandage – A strip or cloth or other material used in binding up and dressing a wound or injury. To bind, cover, or dress. |
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URINE AL = Urinal. def’n: Urinal – A container for urine. A place for urinating (often only in the ‘mens’ bathroom). def’n: Urinal – A waste product of the body that is excreted by the kidneys, usually amber in color and slightly acid. |
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BURT SQUIRT – Rhyme: The name Burt with the word squirt. def’n: Squirt – To force out (liquid) through a narrow opening: squirt water through a tube. A jet of liquid. To wet or soak by shooting liquid in a jet or stream; spurt. |
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VIRTUAL VIRGIL – Semi-rhyme: The name Virgil with the words virtual. def’n: Virtual – Actual; real. def’n: Virtual reality – A highly detailed spatial illusion, created by a computer, which a user perceives and modifies with electronic goggles, glove, headphones, and other equipment. |
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CYBERSPACIN’ JASON = Rhyme: The name Jason with the word cyberspace(+ing). def’n: Cyberspace – Virtual reality. def’n: Virtual reality – A highly detailed spatial illusion, created by a computer, which a user perceives and modifies with electronic goggles, glove, headphones, and other equipment. |
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LAPPIN’ LEON – Leon; L name to go with the word lap(ping). def’n: Lap – To drink by lifting up with the tongue: cats and dogs lap water. |
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HUGH ANIMAL = You animal. def’n: You – The person or persons spoken to. def’n: Animal – A brutish or degenerate person. Brute; beast. |
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CONSTIPA-TED = Constipate(d). def’n: Constipate – Cause constipation in. def’n: Constipation – Condition in which it is difficult to empty the bowels. |
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DEAD FRED – Rhyme: The name Fred with the word dead. def’n: Dead – To be no longer living; that has died. Like death. |
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PUKIN’ PAM – Pam; P name to go with the word puke(+ing). def’n: Puke – informal. To vomit. def’n: Vomit – To expel the contents of the stomach through the mouth; throw up what has been eaten. |
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BARFIN’ BARB – Semi-rhyme: The name Barb with the words barf(ing). def’n: Barf – slang. To vomit. def’n: Vomit – To expel the contents of the stomach through the mouth; throw up what has been eaten. |
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VINCE VERMIN – Vince; V name to go with the word vermin. def’n: Vermin – Small animals that are troublesome or destructive; fleas, lice, bedbugs, rats, mice, etc. A very unpleasant or vile person. |
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INFEST ED = Infest(ed). def’n: Infest – To trouble or disturb frequently or in large numbers: a swamp infested with mosquitoes. |
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ASTRO NAT = Astronaut. def’n: Astronaut – A pilot or member of the crew of a spacecraft. |
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BLAST-OFF BRIAN – Brian; B name to go with the words ‘blast-off’. def’n: Blast off – A launching or taking off into rocket-propelled flight. |
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CARL CATBOX – Carl; C name to go with the word catbox. def’n: Cat – A small, furry, four-footed, carnivorous mammal, often kept as a pet or for catching mice. slang. Fellow; person. def’n: Box – Anything shaped or used like a box. (sandbox; litterbox). |
| 10b SANDY LITTER = Sandy litter. def’n: Litter – Waste; rubbish. def’n: Sandy – containing sand; consisting of sand. |
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TOOTIN’ TINA – Tina; T name to go with the word toot(ing). def’n: Toot – A sound of a horn; whistle; etc. To give forth a short blast. slang. To flatulate. |
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BLOWIN’ BETTY – Betty; B name to go with the word blow(ing). def’n: Blow – To produce a strong current of air. Make a sound by a current of air or stream. |
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GAMIN’ RAYMOND – Rhyme; The name Raymond with the word game(+ing). def’n: Gaming – The playing of games. def’n: Video game – An electric game that produces images on a television or display screen, is accompanied by sound, and which permits the player to control the action by means of mechanical devices. |
| 12b GAME BOYD = Game Boy. Parody of Nintendo’s popular handheld video game system, the “Game Boy” series. def’n: Game – A way of playing; pastime; amusement. |
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STINKY STAN – Stan; ST name to go with the word stinky. def’n: Stinky – One that stinks; stinking. def’n: Stink – A very bad smell. To have a bad odor. slang. To arouse a great disturbance. |
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TOXIC TOM – Tom; T name to go with the word toxic. def’n: Toxic – Poisonous. Of poison; caused by poison. Deadly. |
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PAPER LES = Paperless. def’n: Paper – Material in thin sheets made from fibrous substances. def’n: -Less – To be without. |
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DESPERATE DAN – Dan; D name to go with the word desperate. def’n: Desperate – Hopelessly bad: desperate circumstances: situation. A hopeless or reckless feeling. |
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FORREST DUMP = Forrest Gump. Parody of the 1994 movie “Forrest Gump” and the character of the same name played by Tom Hanks. def’n: Forest – A large area of land covered with trees; thick woods; woodland. def’n: Dump – To empty out; unload in a mass. slang. A place for throwing rubbish. To deficate. |
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WHITTLIN’ WILL – Will; W name to go with the word whittle(+ing). def’n: Whittle – To cut shavings or chips from (wood, etc.) with a knife. To shape by whittling; to carve. |
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JANE DRAIN – Rhyme: The name Jane with the word drain. def’n: Drain – A channel, trench, or pipe for carrying off water or waste of any kind. def’n: Down the drain – Lost. |
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BATH BECKY – Becky; B name to go with the word bath. def’n: Bath – A washing of the body by way of water for cleansing, etc. A tub for bathing; bathtub.. |
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JACK SNACK – Rhyme: The name Jack with the word snack. def’n: Snack – A light meal, especially one eaten between regular meals. |
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UNSANI-TERRY = Unsanitary. def’n: Unsanitary – Not sanitary; unhealthy. Not clean. |
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LEVITATIN’ LUKE – Luke; L name to go with the word levitate(+ing). def’n: Levitate – To rise or float in the air. Cause to rise or float in the air. |
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18b FARTIN’ MARTIN
– Rhyme: The name Martin with the word fart(ing). def’n: Fart – slang. flatulence. def’n: Flatulence – Excessive gas in the stomach or intestines that is expelled through the bowels. |
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UNDERSEA LEE – Rhyme: The name Lee with the word undersea. def’n: Undersea – Being, working, or used beneath the surface of the sea. |
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19b SCUBA SAM
– Sam; S name to go with the word scuba. def’n: Scuba – Portable breathing equipment, including one or more tanks of compressed air, used by underwater swimmers and divers. |
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LARRY LAPTOP – Larry; L name to go with the word laptop. def’n: Laptop – A protable computer wiht a keyboard and fold down screen. def’n: Lap – The front part from the waist to the knees of a person sitting down. |
| 20b INTERNET BRET – Rhyme: The name Bret with the word internet. def’n: Internet – A computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networkds. |
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MUD DONNA = Madonna. A parody name of the famous pop singer/songwriter Madonna Ciccione. def’n: Mud – Soft, sticky, wet earth. |
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SEPTIC SUE – Sue; S name to go with the word septic. def’n: Septic – Causing infection. def’n: Septic tank – An underground concrete or steel container for household sewage. |
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METALLIC ALEC – Rhyme: The name Alec with the word metallic. def’n: Metallic – Of or containing metal. Resembling the sound produced when metal is struck: a metallic voice. |
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HARVEY METAL = Heavy metal, a music style similar to the definition of hard rock. def’n: Hard rock – Rock music marked by harsh, amplified sound, feedback, etc. |
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FRIGHT DWIGHT – Rhyme: The name Dwight with the word fright. Parody of the 1962 Topps card set titled “Mars Attacks”, the phenomenon later spawned a 1996 movie of the same name. def’n: Fright – A sudden and extreme fear; sudden terror or alarm. informal. Person or thing that is ugly, shocking, or ridiculous. |
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MARK ATTACKED = Mars Attacks. Parody of the 1962 Topps card set titled “Mars Attacks”, the phenomenon later spawned a 1996 movie of the same name. def’n: Attack – To fall upon with force or weapons; to make an attack; act harmfully on: the dog attacked the cat. |
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A PUBLIC JOHN = A public john (bathroom). def’n: Public – Open to all people; serving all the people: A public park. def’n: John – slang. Toilet; bathroom. |
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STUCK STU – Stu; ST name to go with the word stuck. def’n: Stuck – present and p.p. of stick. def’n: Stick – To fasten; attach. To be or become fastened: our car stuck in the mud. |
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ROSS FLOSS – Rhyme: The name Ross with the word floss. def’n: Floss – Thread. def’n: Dental floss – A thread used to clean between the teeth. |
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25b MAX WAX
– Rhyme: The name Max with the word wax. def’n: Wax – Earwax; cerumen. def’n: Earwax – The sticky, yellowish substance secreted by glands along the canal of the outer ear. |
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SUNKEN DUNCAN – Rhyme: The name Duncan with the word sunken. def’n: Sunken – Submerged; Sunken treasure. |
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TRAPPED TREVOR – Trevor; TR name to go with the word trap(ped). def’n: Trap – A device that catches and imprisons. |
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RICH KID = Rich kid. def’n: Rich – Having much money or property: a rich family. Well supplied. def’n: Kid – informal. Child. |
| 27b BILL WIPER = Bill wiper. def’n: Bill – A piece of paper money: a dollar bill. def’n: Wiper – A person who wipes. A thing used for wiping. def’n: Wipe – To rub with paper. To take away by rubbing. |
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28a HOT |
| 28b RACIN’ MASON – Rhyme: The name Mason with the word race(+ing). def’n: Race – A contest of speed, as in running, driving, riding, sailing, etc. |
| 29a SHORT MORT – Rhyme: The name Mort with the word short. def’n: Short – Not tall; having little height: a short man. |
| 29b SMALL PAUL – Rhyme: The name Paul with the word small. def’n: Small – Not large; little; not large as compared with other things of the same kind. |
| 30a CAUGHT COURTNEY – Courtney; C name to go with the word caught. def’n: Caught – Present and p.p. of catch. def’n: Catch – To take and hold (someone trying to escape); seize; capture. |
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30b GRABBED |
| 31a AERO-SAUL = Aerosol. def’n: Aerosol – A dispersion of very fine colloidal particles of a solid or liquid suspended in the air or in some other gas. |
| 31b DAN LATHER = Dan Rather. A name parody of “Dan Rather”, A broadcast journalist on CBS news since 1962, and later joining 60 Minutes. def’n: Lather – A foam made from soap and water. To form a lather: this soap lathers well. |
| 32a ORVILLE OUTHOUSE – Orville; O name to go with the word outhouse. def’n: Outhouse – An outdoor toilet; bathroom. Outbuilding. |
| 32b GOTHIC GREG – Greg; G name to go with the word gothic. def’n: Gothic – A style of architecture using pointed arches, and high steep roofs developed in western Europe during the Middle Ages from about 1150 to 1550. |
| 33a INBETWEEN GENE – Rhyme; The name Gene with the word inbetween. def’n: Inbetween – Being or coming inbetween. Of neither one kind nor the other. Between. |
| 33b MIXED-UP MANDY – Mandy; M name to go with the words “mixed-up”. def’n: Mixed-up – A confused situation. Â To mix confusedly; jumble. |




