A Historical Garbage Pail Kids Reference Guide


PRODUCTION
ARTWORK — BITS & BOBS BACKSTORY —ANNOTATED NOMENCLATURE

251a
BARFIN’ BARBARA — Barbara; a B forename
to go with the word ‘barf+ing’.
def’n: Barf — slang. Vomit.
def’n: Vomit — To bring up and eject through the mouth. Throw out
with force; throw up. Cause to vomit.

251b
VALERIE VOMIT — Valerie; a V forename
to go with the word vomit.
def’n: Vomit — Expel the contents of
the stomach through the mouth; throw up what has been eaten. Come out with force
or violence.


BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s potluck gag titled ‘COOKING BARF‘, marked as ‘7
– 24’, was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed for the
OS7 set per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the release.
The character is seen stirring her puke with a wooden spoon inside a small saucepan
with flames on exceedingly ‘HIGH‘. Per Pound’s tight pencil
artwork, the viewer is able to see a bit more of the third burner and the character’s
complete dress—as well as the original eyebrows. The thin eyebrows remained
throughout the process and made it into the final artwork; however, the painting
was sent back to Pound to touch-up the eyebrows and make them thicker. As seen
within the final artwork (die-cut image, bottom of page). The sticky frisket tape
has partially pealed away over time from the final artwork piece, as captured
in some later releases.
— Per Tom Bunk’s
wrapper rough sketch (right image), the wrapper mock-up artwork was rendered after
Pound’s tight pencil artwork with the eyebrows remaining thin. Although a different
character was ultimately used for both the box and wrapper artwork, the purple
color scheme remained for the packaging. The yellow circle, used on previous wrappers,
is seen within the background of the image.
— Besides
the card image, the final artwork was also used for the completed 21-card, blue
border puzzle ‘G’.

252a
MILKY WAYNE — Nomenclature = Milky Way
A
broad band of faint light that stretches across the sky at night that is made
up of countless stars.
def’n: Milky — Like milk; white as milk;
whitish. Of or yielding milk.
def’n: Milk — The nourishing liquid
secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals.

252b
DAIRY CARI — Rhyme; the forename Cari with the
word ‘dairy’.
def’n: Dairy — Business of producing milk and cream
and making butter and cheese. Cows of certain breeds raised for their milk. Dairy
cows.

BITS
& BOBS
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Warhola’s COW MILKING gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set, although not all concepts made it
into the release. As depicted within the artwork, the character is seen in the
form of an udder; the mammary gland of female cattle, a baglike organ with two
or more teats hanging near the hind legs. The surprised-looking character is having
one of her facial teats squeezed. Notice the eyebrows are pencil thin and not
yarn-like, much like the previous card which had been changed late in production—for
(cancelled) packaging purposes; this is how most GPK character’s eyebrows appear.
—
Oftentimes, a GPK originates from a simple concept sketch and the artist further
fleshes out the idea. Art Spiegelman supplied a thumbnail sketch of the character
with the words ‘COW + UDDER‘, where James added some finer
detail, such as a pattern to the hide, and a swaying tail to the animal. [Source:
Garbage Archive]

253a
RUSS PUS — Rhyme; the forename Russ with the
word ‘pus’.
def’n: Pus — A thick, yellowish-white, opaque fluid
consisting of white blood cells, bacteria, serum, etc., formed in sores, absesses,
and other infected tissue of the body.

253b
LOUISE SQUEEZE — Rhyme; the forename Louise
with the word ‘squeeze’.
def’n: Squeeze — To press hard; compress.
Force or thrust by pressing. Force out or extract by pressure. A small quantity
or amount squeezed out.

BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s PIMPLE-ON-TIP-OF- NOSE gag was one of many concepts
approved by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set, although not all concepts
made it into the release. The crossed, blue-eyed character is seen squeezing pus
from a whitehead pimple on his nose and snot draining into a bowl from his left
nostril. Minus the small tuft of yarn-like hair on his head, the character is
riddled with very irritated red boils, closed whiteheads, and some comedone blackheads.
Of all the pimples (informal. zits) on the character’s body and head, the
most troublesome is the sore on the bridge of the nose that disturbs his peripheral
view.
—
The
character shows up twice within the uncut sheet due to reverse card-back variations
consisting of two different puzzle pieces for completed puzzle ‘G’.

254a
CHRIS MESS — Nomenclature = Christmas. A name
parody of the Christmas season.
def’n: Christmas — The yearly celebration
of the birth of Christ; Dec 25th. The season of Christmas.
def’n: Mess
— Confusion of difficulty. An unpleasant affair or state of affairs. To fool
with; get involved with.

254b
SANDY CLOD —
Nomenclature
= Santa Claus. A name parody of Santa Claus.

def’n: Santa
Claus — The Saint of Christmas giving, Saint Nicholas, according to modern
conception a jolly old man with a white beard, dressed in a fur-trimmed red suit.
def’n: Clod — A stupid person; blockhead. A rude, bad-mannered person.
A boor.


BITS & BOBS:
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Pound’s
X-mas spirit gag titled ‘SANTA GPK MUGGER‘, marked as ‘6
– 35R’, was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed for the
OS7 set per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the release.
As noted by Pound’s numbering system, the concept was originally created for the
OS6 set and eventually released within the next set; note of interest, had the
image been released in November within the OS6 set, it would’ve been close to
the holiday season. Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork, the concept was revised
at some point; the only thing missing from the final artwork is the fly near the
character’s face. The mugger character is seen searching through the wallet of
a Christmas shopper, sporting a robber’s mask, a blackjack (sap or slapper) to
clobber someone with, and a wreath on his back. The victim is seen knocked-out
cold, face-down in the snow sporting CPK-like shoes. The mugger’s hair is non-yarnlike
since it’s a wig.

255a
ON THE MARK — Nomenclature = The expressions:
‘On the mark’, ‘Hit the mark’, and ‘Make one’s mark’.
def’n: Mark —
Something aimed at; target; goal.
def’n: On the mark — Hitting
the thing aimed at. To the point; relevant.

255b
BULL’S IRA — Nomenclature = Bull’s-eye.
def’n: Bull’s-eye — The center of a target. A shot that hits it.
def’n: Archery — The skill of shooting with a bow and arrows, especially
at a target.



BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s target practice gag
titled ‘ARCHERY TARGET GPK‘, marked as ‘7 – 05REV.‘,
was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set
per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the release.
Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork, a revision did occur at some point in the process,
but unfortunately, at this time, earlier thumbnail sketches have not been shared
with the public. The character is seen, hands-on-knees and crouching, with a large
padded diaper (aka nappy) painted and being used as a target for archery
practice.
— Per artist Tom Bunk’s rendered
artwork for the wrapper and box packaging, for the two right images above, the
tight pencil artwork shows the character with a tuft of yarn-like hair of five
pieces compared to Pound’s three pieces of yarn hair, and the hands are pointed
more inwards showing the palms of the hands. Bunk’s color rough for the wrapper
shows an extra arrow sticking out of the character’s noggin, to the side of the
head, above the ear, and the artwork contains the yellow and green background
theme of the original card artwork, but it was eventually changed to purple once
card #251 (with a purple background) was out of the running as the packaging mascot.

256a
JACK POT — Nomenclature = Jackpot.
def’n:
Jackpot — The accumulated stakes or the big prize of any game. Get the big
prize. A stroke of luck.

256b
MONTE CARLO — Nomenclature = Monte Carlo.
def’n: Monte Carlo — A town in Monaco, noted as a gambling resort.
def’n: Slot machine — A coin-operated gaming machine that generates
random combinations of different symbols on a dial, certain pairing winning varying
amounts of monies for the player.


BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s gambling gag titled
‘SLOT MACHINE‘, marked as ‘7 – 32REV.‘,
was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set
per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the release.
Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork, the concept was revised at some point and asks
the art director “FLESH, W/ CHROME TRIM?” and
offers another possible version “ALT. – 3 EYE SYMBOLS IN A
ROW.
” The window area with garbage can lids was changed to a plethora
of garbage items for the final artwork: used tissue, tin can, banana peel, garbage
can with bag, a used tire, and fish skeleton. The inanimate object character’s
head and face creates the slot machine and one arm coming out of the ear area
is the lever pull to play the game. The character is vomiting out liquid and solid
garbage instead of coins. The machine turned out to be flesh-colored as Pound
had inquired with chrome trimming.

257a
CUT-UP CARMEN — Carmen; a C forename
to go with the words ‘cut-up’.
def’n: Cut-up —slang. A person
who shows off or plays tricks.
def’n: Cut — Make by cutting. Be
cut; admit of being cut; Cutting — Thing cut off or cut out.

257b
DOTTED LIONEL — Nomenclature = Dotted line.
def’n: Dot — A mark with a dot or dots. A tiny round mark.
def’n:
Line — An outline; contour. Connected set or series of things following one
another.


BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s PAPER
DOLL
gag was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed
for the OS7 Garbage Pail Kids set per his production notes, although not all concepts
made it into the release. The paper or cardboard doll is a piece of paper cut
or folded into the shape of a human figure with clothes and accessories containing
tabs to place onto and fold over the character to hold into place. This naughty
boy version, opposed to the usual nice girl version of cute dolls, contains a
red and yellow striped T-shirt (with spit-up), a pink bra, a blue ‘GPK’ baseball
cap, a string of snot, a tin can of tomotoes, a bandaid (aka plaster),
round sunglasses, a mushroom cloud explosion (shout out to OS1 character ADAM
Bomb), a leg cast, a muddy, blue-striped CPK shoe, and an untied, blue-striped
CPK shoe. The character can be seen using a pair of black-handled scissors and
cutting himself out of the image and not following the ‘dotted’ lines, stress
sweating with a fly buzzing around his lifted head.The machine turned out to be
flesh-colored as Pound had inquired with chrome trimming.
—
Collector ‘Mad MIKE’ Boyajian, who does the remastered stacked card images for
the website, put together a collage image using most of the items; ingenius!

258a
MICKEY MOUTHS — Nomenclature = A name parody
of the cartoon character Mickey Mouse ™.
def’n: Mickey-mouse —
slang. Too easy; too simplified; childish.
def’n: Mouth —
The opening through which a person or animal takes in food.

258b
ORAL LAUREL — Rhyme; the forename Laurel with
the word ‘oral’.
def’n: Oral — Of the mouth. Through or by the
mouth.
def’n: Fixation — An obsessive feeling about something.
Addiction. Compulsion.

BITS
& BOBS
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Pound’s ORAL FIXATION gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. An oral fixation results in the manifestion
of constant oral stimulation; the character has no less than twenty-eight mouths
that can be identified on its body with the backside unknown. Several desired
stimulants include: drooling, smoking (cigarette), spooning, suckling (bottle
nipple), suckling (pacifier), and smoking (pipe). Many mouths are acting ‘normal’
with regular baby reactions such as smiling, laughing, sticking tongue out, cooing,
vomiting and spit-up. The oddities include a mustache above one mouth and a set
of mouths instead of eyes that make the character appear that they are sleeping
peacefully with ‘eyes’ closed.

259a
GRILLED GIL — Rhyme; the forename Gil with the
word ‘grill+ed’.
def’n: Grill — A cooking utensil with parallel
iron bars or wires for broiling meat, fish, et cetera.; a grid iron.
To torture
with heat.

259b WELL
DON
— Nomenclature = Well done.
def’n: Well-done —
Performed well; skillfully done or executed. Thoroughly cooked; A well-done steak.
def’n: Well done — A task carried out successfully or satisfactorily.

BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s GRILLED GPK gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The inanimate object is based off of
a beef gound patty instead of a CPK, where the circular meat acts as the face
of the character, smiling merrily with bright blue eyes. The charcoal-flamed and
grill-marked character has muscle protein substance stretching from the face to
the rim of the grill, as well as on the grill spatula (although, this looks to
be a plastic kitchen spatula), and juice essence secreting and dripping into the
open flames.

260a
ADAM BOOM — Nomenclature = A parody of OS1 card
8a ADAM Bomb (= Atom bomb).
def’n: Boom — A deep, prolonged, hollow
sound. A rumbling or roaring. A sonic boom.

260b
BLASTED BILLY II — Nomenclature = A parody of
OS1 card 8b Blasted BILLY.
def’n: Blasted — Blighted or ruined.
Damned; cursed.
def’n: Blast — A strong gust. A blasting; explosion.
Wave of high-pressure air that spreads out from an explosion.


BITS & BOBS:
— Pound’s ADAM BOMB II gag was one of several
approved concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production
notes, although not all concepts made it into the release. The parody image is
a continuation of the OS1 image for cards 8a ADAM Bomb and 8b Blasted BILLY; the
first reocurring character within the GPK realm. The character is seen on his
hands and knees pushing the nuclear button and farting a mushroom cloud out of
his back end; remnants of his head explosion can be seen at his front end, as
though happening in succession.
— The set
contains a GPK logo header color change between its two production runs for the
260b Blasted BILLY II card, where the blue header from within the first production
has been ‘changed’ to a purple header for the second production run. Note: the
blue header has been found in both production runs. This most likely wasn’t intentially
changed, but due to an ink setting error.
—
Per an acetate test card sold via eBay, card 260a was originally titled ‘ADAM
Bomb II’ during the pre-production period but switched to the new nomenclature
of ‘ADAM Boom’. This would have matched the pattern of card 260b Blasted BILLY
II; the original character and version two were both painted by artist John Pound.
The 2005 All-New Series 4 GPK set, a 20th anniversary release, contains cards
40a ADAM Bomb and 40b Blasted BILLY, with the original nomenclature, but early
promotional material displayed the name as 40a ADAM Da Bomb (and 40b may have
been planned to be Blasted BILLY III). The 2015S2 set which celebrates the 30th
anniversary of GPK contains cards 1a ADAM Bomb and 1b Blasted BILLY III; and the
2016S1 Applie Pie in Your Face set includes different variations of the name ADAM
Bomb and contains Blasted BILLY V, VI and VII, however, no official Blasted BILLY
IV card exists.
— One
of two OS7 characters and mini stickers within the 2014 Series 2 MiniKins release
of resin figures that are reminiscent of the 1986 Cheap Toys characters; #19.
Sticker write-up card text by Pat Barrett and Colin Walton.

261a
GOOEY HUEY — Rhyme; the forename Huey with the
word ‘gooey’.
def’n: Gooey — slang. Like goo; sticky.
def’n: Goo — Thick, sticky matter.

261b
BOBBI BOOGER — Bobbi; a B forename to
go with the word ‘booger’.
def’n: Booger — slang. Snot;
hardened mucous.
def’n: Mucus — A viscid substance, consisting
chiefly of mucin, that is secreted by the mucous membranes.


BITS
& BOBS
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Pound’s NOSE BOGEY gag was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John
executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although not all concepts made
it into the release. The character is seen mainly hanging from and forming from
the human’s right nostril. The inanimate object bogey is nicely de-formed giving
it a distinctive CPK doll-like shape. The character has a nice green booger
in its own right nostril that matches its green, strabismus eyes. There does appear
to be some snot stemming from the human’s left nostril, but doesn’t seem to add
too much to the character.
— The set contains
a GPK logo header color change between its two production runs for the 261b BOBBI
Booger card, where the blue header from within the first production run has been
‘changed’ to a purple header for the second production run. Note: the blue header
has been found in both productionruns. This most likely wasn’t intentially changed,
but due to an ink setting error.
— Most of
the original GPK cards had very unique die-cut or die-line for their sticker pattern
or outline which was adopted from the Wacky Packages franchise and other releases.
The die-cut line for card 261a Gooey HUEY can be found printed upside-down. It
is unknown which print run the card can be located within; the die-cut line crosses
the number, PEEL HERE arrow and nameplate.

262a
BRAINLESS BRYAN — Bryan; a BR forename
to go with the word ‘brain+less’.
def’n: Brain — The soft, gray-whitish
mass of nerve cells and fibers enclosed in the skull or head of vertebrates.
def’n: Brainless — Stupid; foolish. Without a brain.

262b
JUGHEAD TED — Rhyme; the forename Ted with
the word ‘jughead’.
def’n: Jug — Container for liquids. With a
short, narrow neck and a handle.
def’n: Dumbbell — slang.
A very stupid person. Similar meaning as the slang word jughead.

BITS
& BOBS
:
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Warhola’s JUGHEAD gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The inanimate object is a mash-up of
a water (juice, tea, et cetera) pitcher and the term ‘jughead’; basically, a brainless,
stupid person. This is visually represented with the brains ‘running’ out of the
character’s ‘head’ or braincase. The pitcher that represents the character’s head
with no body is flesh-tone in color with regular doll-like facial features and
strabismus eyes. Water pitchers tend to be glass or metal, but the character appears
to be more ceramic in nature.

263a
VINCENT VAN GONE — Nomenclature = Vincent Van
Gogh.
def’n: Van Gogh — 1853-1890; famous Dutch painter who cut
off his ear, sending it to his dying love.
def’n: Gone — Failed;
ruined. To go away.

263b
MODERN ART — Nomenclature = Modern art; a certain
time period of artwork.
def’n: Art — Painting, drawing, and sculpture.
Skill and learning.
def’n: Modern — Of present or recent time;
of or in the current age or period.



BITS
& BOBS
:
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Bunk’s VAN GOGH gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that Tom executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen post-cutting
off of his ear with a pair of sewing or kitchen scissors, glancing towards his
dripping wound with a GPK smile. The image itself is based off of two SELF
PORTRAITS
of the Dutchman from 1887 and 1889, the former having the spiral
swirls found within his artwork and not sporting a hat, and the later without
the spirals but sporting a straw Panama hat and his melancholy frown. It is known
that the famous artist suffered from a mental illness and other issues during
his lifetime and 10-year career.
— Per Bunk’s
color roughs, the blue jacket and Panama straw hat remained a constant, with scissors
and ear in either hand. A button shirt was replaced with a plain yellow shirt
and a button added to the jacket. The red beard matches Van Gogh’s ginger crop
but a bandaid (aka plaster) was added to the face of the character. Larger
swirls were added to the background that were more identifiable and mimicked the
Dutchman’s artwork.

264a
PETE SEAT — Rhyme; the forename Pete with the
word ‘seat’.
def’n: Seat — The part of a chair, stool, bench, (toilet),
etc., on which one sits.
def’n: Toilet — A porcelain bowl with
a seat attached.

264b
NOEL BOWL — Rhyme; the forename Noel with the
word ‘bowl’.
def’n: Bowl — Structure shaped like a bowl.
def’n:
Toilet — A porcelain bowl with a seat attached.


BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s privy parody titled ‘TOILET‘, marked as ‘7 – ‘,
was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set
per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the release.
Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork, the artist offers another possible version “ALT.
– HOLD PLUNGER, OR BRUSH?
” Per Pound’s final artwork, the toilet is
still only only holding a roll of toilet paper. The character itself, an inanimate
object, is humanized with arms and legs, with hands and feet, a face placed on
the front of the commode, and a big blue bow tie for good measure.
—
One of two OS7 characters and mini stickers within the 2014 Series 2 MiniKins
release of resin figures that are reminiscent of the 1986 Cheap Toys characters;
#20. Sticker write-up card text by Pat Barrett and Colin Walton.

265a
CURLY SHIRLEY — Rhyme; the forename Shirley
with the word ‘curly’.
def’n: Curly — Having a tendency to curl;
curling; wavy. Having curls. Twist out of shape.

265b
BLOWN JOAN — Rhyme; the forename Joan with the
word ‘blown’.
def’n: Blown — To be moved by the wind. Shaped by
blowing. Windy.

BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s FACE MELTING gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set, although not all concepts made it
into the release. The character is seen holding a hand blow dryer, apparently
set on ‘SUPER HIGH‘ and ‘SUPER HOT‘,
to the point the face is melting and being blown to the adjacent wall. The GPK
concept takes into consideration that CPK heads are made out of plastic and would
melt like a candle. Skin drips are flowing down the character’s dress, while yarn-like
hair and the character’s right eye is stuck to the wall.
—
The character shows up twice within the uncut sheet due to reverse card-back card
variations consisting of two different puzzle pieces.

266a
ROY L. FLUSH — Nomenclature = Royal flush.
def’n:
Flush — in cards. A hand of all one suit.
def’n: Royal
— of Kings and Queens.

266b
SHUFFLED SHERMAN — Sherman; a SH forename
to go with the word ‘shuffle+d’.
def’n: Shuffle — Mix (a deck
of cards) so as to change the order. A mixing of a deck of cards.


BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s titled ‘PLAYING CARD‘ parody, marked as ‘7 – 27’,
was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set
per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the release.
Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork, the artist suggested to the art director that
the “LOGO (BE) SMALLER” and be showcased above
and below the character, that the “NAME (BE PLACED) ACROSS
(THE) CENTER
” to maintain the balance, and noted the “LINE
ART (WOULD BE) IN BLUE, WITH BLACK, RED, & YELLOW DETAILS.
” The
former two suggestions were not implemented by the NPD department, but Pound did
proceed with the color scheme. Pound also suggested the name ‘MAURICE CARD’ that
was not chosen by the nomenclature commity, but sounds like ‘morse code’; ways
to make a marked deck for cheating. Also noted on the tight pencil artwork, Pound
made the image more playing card-like in appearacne by adding a ‘K’ for the King
suit and an apple core for humor. The royal character is holding a plunger, in
reference to the alternate definition of flush — the disposal of excreta
from a toilet. Even King’s crap and it can get stuck.

267a
TONGUE TIED TINA — Tina; a T forename
to go with the words ‘tongue tied’.
def’n: Tongue-tied — Having
the motion of the tongue hindered, because of the shortness of the membrane on
the underside of the tongue. Unable to speak because of shyness, embarrassment,
etc.
def’n: Tied — To fasten, join, or connect in any way.

267b
BRAIDED BRANDY — Brandy: a BR forename
to go with the word ‘braid+ed’.
def’n: Braid — Band formed by
weaving together three or more strands of hair, ribbon, straw, etc.

BITS
& BOBS
:
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Pound’s TONGUE BRAID gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The portrait shot painting has the
character in a Glamour Shots-like pose with hand on hip and one hand in hair,
pushing forward one of the two braided pigtails. The two braids are pushed forward
to further bring awareness to the character’s braided tongue that ties together
the theme. The image is further tied together with all three braids having the
same hair bows. Why the character has three tongues is uncertain and how they
all fit inside her mouth cavity.
— Besides
the trading card sticker image, the final artwork was also used for the box side
packaging.

268a
PHIL GRIM — Nomenclature = Pilgrim.
def’n:
Pilgrim — Puritan settlers who founded the first permanent colony in New
England, at Plymouth;1620.
def’n: Grim — Without mercy; stern;
harsh, or fierce. Horrible.

268b
WILLIAM PENNED — Nomenclature = William Penn.
def’n: William Penn — 1644 – 1718, English Quaker who founded the
colony of Pennsylvania.
def’n: Pen — Confine closely, shut in.
An enclosure.


BITS
& BOBS
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Warhola’s PUBLIC SHAMING parody was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen trapped
within a pillory, a device made of a wood and or metal, erected on a post, containing
holes to secure the head and hands; combined with a stocks, a wooden device, also
with hinges, that secured the feet; different from a pranger that secured the
head and feet. All different, but similar restraining devices. Public humiliation
is the dishonoring showcase of a guilty person, used for punishment and oftentimes
for further corporal punishment, in the form of physical abuse. In this case,
the character can be seen with tomatoes and eggs thrown at his person; mainly
his face, his right arm with a left hand, and his three left feet. The bird, pirched
on the pillory, is also looking at the prisoner in an inquisitive and accusatory
way.
— Oftentimes, a GPK originates from
a simple concept sketch and the artist further fleshes out the idea. Art Spiegelman
supplied a thumbnail sketch of the character in red ink as possibly just a gentleman
with a top hat, but the black ink emphasizes the Quaker’s (or Puritan’s) hat and
mixed up limbs, where James added some finer detail, such as the thrown tomatoes
and egss, and some padlocks. [Source: Garbage Archive]

269a
SHARPENED SHEENA — Sheena; a SH forename
to go with the word ‘sharpen+ed’.
def’n: Sharpen — To make sharp
or sharper: sharpen a pencil.
def’n: Sharp — Having a fine
point: a pencil with a sharp point.

269b
CRANKY KRISTIN — Kristin; a C-sounding
foename to go with the word ‘crank+y’.
def’n: Cranky — To be ill-natured.
Odd; queer. Unstable.
def’n: Crank — Part or handle of a machine
connected at right angles to a shaft to trasmit motion. Turn a crank. Twist; wind.
A person with queer ideas or habits.

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Pound’s PENCIL SHARPENER parody was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen within
the painting in a portrait-style pose, using her extremely chiseled face that
has been turned into a pencil sharpener to sharpen her fingers that are made up
of No. 2 lead pencils. The character’s right ear hole is attached to a crank and
handle and her mouth is the pencil hole for insertion and sharpening. The character’s
left ring finger is broken off. Making abstract and abnormal look cutting edge
and cool.

270a
CANNIBAL STU — Nomenclature = Cannibal stew.
def’n:
Cannibal — A person who eats human flesh. Eating the flesh of one’s own kind.
def’n: Stew — Cook by slow boiling. A dish, usually consisting of
meat, vegetables, etc. State of worry, fret.

270b
BREWIN’ BRUNO — Semi-rhyme; the forename Bruno
with the word ‘brew+ing’.
def’n: Brewing — The preparing of a brew.

def’n: Brew — Made by steeping; boiling; or mixing. To bring about.

BITS & BOBS:
— Bunk’s SELF HELP COOKBOOK
gag was one of several approved concepts by Topps that Tom executed for the OS7
set per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the release.
The character, playing a chef sporting a toque blanche, is waste deep in boiling
hot water sitting within a flame-licked cauldron, cooking himself. The nutrition
awareness phrase “YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT“, eating
the right foods is important for proper health and fitness, can be found on the
cover of the cookbook, which is starting to catch fire. Per Bunk’s color rough
artwork, the title “JOY OF COOKING” found on the
spine of the book was removed for the final artwork, most likely because “THE
JOY OF COOKING
” cookbook was written by Irma S. Rombauer and published
in 1931. A blue-striped CPK shoe was added to the human stew and the rising bubbles
above the character’s head removed. The character is salting to taste, pinky-up,
taste-testing the delectable stew with lips-smacking and tongue hanging out; the
eyes looking upward towards the sky hints at how heavenly the cauldron concoction
is.

271a
BRATTY MADDY — Rhyme; the forename Maddy with
the word ‘brat+ty’.
def’n: Bratty — Disobedient; fresh; impudent.
def’n: Brat — A spoiled, unpleasant, nad annoying child.

271b
DIRTY BIRDIE — Rhyme; the forename Birdie with
the word ‘dirt+y’.
def’n: Dirty — Indecent; offensive to good
taste; lewd.
def’n: Dirt — Do something especially harmful or
vicious to another person.


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Bunk’s DELIVERY STORK gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that Tom executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen swaddled in a
blanket being ‘delivered’ by a stork, the fable children are told to hide the
meaning of how babies are made. The character has yanked the stork’s leg from
its socket and taken a bite out of it like a chicken leg. Per Bunk’s color rough,
the night sky has been darkened for the final artwork, the leg changed to an all-orange
color, the loose white feathers greatly reduced in size, and the startled sweat
removed from above the bird’s head.

272a
ELASTIC ELWOOD — Nomenclature = Elastic wood.
def’n:
Elastic — Having the quality of returning to its original size, shape, or
position after being stretched, squeezed, bent, etc. Springing back.

272b
FLETCHER STRETCHER — Rhyme; the name Fletcher
with the word ‘stretch+er’.
def’n: Stretcher — A thing that stretches.
def’n: Stretch — Draw out; extend (one’s body, arms, legs, etc.) to
full legnth. Extend beyond proper limits. Exaggerate.

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Warhola’s CHOKING THE FACIAL CHICKEN gag was one of several
approved concepts by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set, although not all
concepts made it into the release. The character is seen in a sideways portrait
style painting pose using both hands to squeeze the front side of his face, separating
his facial features from the rest of his head. The face being cut off from blood
supply and turning a reddish-purple color, tongue sticking out to its limits,
with an asphyxiated look, cheeks puffed out with cheek bones well into the bulging
eye area where the pupils are pin-point small with broken blood vessels throughout
both circular whites of the eyes.

273a
HAUNTED FORREST — Nomenclature = Haunted forest.
def’n:
Haunted — Visited by ghosts
def’n: Haunt — Visit frequently
and habitually with manifestations of influence and presence.
def’n:
Forest — A large area of land covered with trees; thick woods.

273b
SAPPY SARAH — Sarah; a S forename to
go with the word ‘sap+py’.
def’n: Sappy — Full of sap; juicy.
Silly; foolish.
def’n: Sap — The vital liquid that circulates
through vascular plants.

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Warhola’s DARK FOREST gag was one of several approved concepts by Topps that James
executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although not all concepts made
it into the release. The inanimate object character is in the shape of an twisted
tree placed in an old forest. It’s surrounding by a diversity of forest animals
including a black owl, black rat, black bird (dead), a colony of black bats and
various eyes peering out of several dark hollows. The character has two arms in
the form of two lower limbs with hand-like branches, as well as several upper
limbs that are hair-like in appearance. Warhola drew the eyes very circular in
shape, much-like the previous character and the cheeks very distinctive, giving
them a slightly different look.
— With some
earlier advice from his uncle, Andy Warhol, who stated the 5″x7″ was
much too small and should be recreated for rich people, James started to paint
a few of his favorite characters into 5×7 life-size creations, 25+years later,
going from “making something lowbrow and mass produced into something
highbrow
“; the tree is brighter and more detailed with a distinctive
owl.

274a
REPTILLIAN LILLIAN — Rhyme; the forename Lillian
with the word ‘reptilian’.
def’n: Reptilian — Of or having to do
with reptiles.
def’n: Reptile — Any of a class of cold-blooded
vertebrates. Snakes, lizards, turtles, alligators and crocodiles.

274b
JAY PREY — Rhyme; the forename Jay with the
word ‘prey’.
def’n: Prey — Animal hunted or seizedfor food by
another animal. Person or thing injured; victim.

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Warhola’s SNAKE PREY parody was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. The character is not only
being constricted, getting the life squeezed out of him or her by the reptile,
but also being impaled by venomous fangs by the snake, having poison injected
into his or her head and going into toxic shock. As with the last three paintings,
Warhola has his character’s eyes popped from being squeezed to death, having well-rounded
and circular eyes, quite different than normal CPK eyes, giving the character
a different look.

275a
WHEEL BARRY — Nomenclature = Wheelbarrow.
def’n:
Wheelbarrow — A small vehicle with a wheel at one end and two handles at
the other, used for carrying loads.

275b
ROLLIN’ ROLAND — Roland; a R forename
to go with the word ‘roll+ing’.
def’n: Roll — Move along by turning
over and over. Move or be moved on wheels.

BITS
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Pound’s WHEELBARROW GPK gag was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set, although not all concepts
made it into the release. The character is seen being rolled along like the ‘wheelbarrow
race’ — where the ‘driver’ holds onto the other person’s ankles while the
person quickly walks with their hands, where in this case, the character’s arms
and hands are planted to their sides, their head has been turned into an actual
wheel, and their back carved out for the barrow. The character being rolled is
hawling two dead fish, a stick, glass bottle, empty box, soda can, banana peel,
apple core, orange peel, plant limb, along with other indistinguishable garbage
items. Note the tire is flesh-colored with no tread along with the neck-like pegs
holding the wheel to humanize the mechanical parts.

276a
VANESSA UNDRESSER — Semi-rhyme; the forename
Vanessa with the word ‘undress+er’.
def’n: Undress — Take the clothes
off; strip; disrobe. Lack of clothing; nakedness.
def’n: State of undress
— A condition of mind or temperament; of abnormal tension or excitement.

276b
BANANA ANNA — Rhyme; the forename Anna with
the word banana.
def’n: Banana — An oblong, slightly curved, yellow
or red fruit growing in dense clusters and having firm, creamy flesh.

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Pound’s PLANTAIN parody was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The inanimate object, in the shape
of a very realistic ripe banana, is seen in a state of forced undress. The surprised
character is nervous-sweating at the slow unpeel reveal, with a small bite taken
out of the head region. An apple-headed characer was created for the OS3 set and
a future orange will be ex-‘pressed’ for a future OS release; a freaky cornucopia
fruit bowl.

277a
REUBEN CUBE — Nomenclature = Rubik’s Cube
A
parody of the puzzle toy of the 80’s invented by Ernó Rubik in 1974.
def’n: Cube — Solid figure with 6 square faces or sides, all equal.
Anything shaped like a cube.

277b
BLOCKHEAD BLAKE — Blake; a BL forename
to go with the word ‘blockhead’.
def’n: Blockhead — A stupid person;
fool.
def’n: Block — A solid piece of wood, stone, metal, ice,
etc., usually with one or more flat sides. A shaped piece of wood, plastic, etc.,
with which children play at building.


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Pound’s literal blockhead gag titled ‘RUBIKS CUBE‘, marked
as ‘7 – 40’, was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed
for the OS7 set per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into
the release. Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork, there were no revisions and the
concept stayed consistent through to the final artwork stage. The keychain version
of the Rubik’s Cube was usually much smaller in size, but the character appears
to have a ‘normal’-sized head. The character is seen in the regular portrait-style
CPK stance with arms raised; and although the inventor, Ernó Rubik was
a professor of architecture and often wore a suit, the juxtaposition or dichotomy
of adulthood and childhood in contrast with one another works very well for the
image. The character’s flatter features are rather simple since they are sticker
applications for the Rubik’s Cube toy, and the GPK card itself is a sticker …
a sticker within a sticker.

278a
HAVE A NICE DAVE — Nomenclature = Have a nice
day; a phrase of departure.
def’n: Have — To experience.
def’n:
Nice — That is good or pleasing.
def’n: Day — Time or light
between sunrise and sunset.

278b
MILES SMILES — Rhyme; the forename Miles with
the word ‘smile+s’.
def’n: Smile — Look pleased, bemused or amused;
An upward curve of the mouth. The act of smiling.


BITS
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Bunk’s SMILEY gag was one of several approved concepts by
Topps that Tom executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although not
all concepts made it into the release. The pop culture happy face, or smiley face,
is a stylized representation of a humanoid face whose classic form was designed
by Harvey Ball in 1963, an American commercial artist hired by the then State
Mutual Life Assurance Company to create a graphic design to raise employee morale
after a merger. Instead of the smiley face pin being worn on the jacket, the character’s
head has been apparenely cut off and pinned to the jacket instead.
—
Per Bunk’s color roughs, the original concept was a full body shot with blood
also on the character’s pant leg. The revised color rough is a portrait shot allowing
more space for the GPK logo, removes the single tooth from the character’s mouth,
and places the arms to the side of the character. For the final artwork, the character’s
face is angled to the right instead of facing to the left and the character’s
yellow hands are placed within the pant pockets. The shirt has been changed to
a blue color and the greenish background has been changed to a purple, darker
background that helps the face and suit pop and stand out more. Characters placed
in dire straits usually still have a smile upon their faces, but this character
has a scowl in contrast to the smiley face.

279a
SHORT MORT — Rhyme; the forename Mort with the
word ‘short’.
def’n: Short — Not tall; having little height: a
short man
.

279b NOAH
BODY
— Nomenclature = No body.
def’n: Nobody — No
one; no person. Person of no importance.
def’n: No — Not in any
degree; not at all.
def’n: Body — The main part or trunk of an
animal, apart from the head, limbs, or tail.


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Warhola’s HEAD ON A SCOOTER gag was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen, seemingly
homeless—collecting money by selling used No.2 pencils, limbless—with
a useless crutch behind him, and bodiless—propped up on a flat scooter with
no limbs to push. The high eyebrows, ruddy cheeks and broad smile gives the character
a rather optimistic outlook on life, regardless of his predicament.
—
Oftentimes, a GPK originates from a simple concept sketch and the artist further
fleshes out the idea. Art Spiegelman supplied a thumbnail sketch of the character
with the words ‘CRIPPLED HEAD‘ and a ‘5¢’ added at
a later date, where James added some finer detail, such as a coins on the ground
and a single crutch. [Source: Garbage Archive]
—
The All-New Series (ANS) 1 through 3 sets contained Foil cards with rendered artwork
by Pat Glover & Sean Glover to make the characters look less like CPK dolls
and include chase cards within the releases; ANS2, cards F21a and F21b.

280a
SHUT-UP SHERWIN — Sherwin; a SH forename
to go with the words ‘shut up’.
def’n: Shut up — Stop talking;
stop from talking. To be quiet. To be closed up.
def’n: Shut —
Close (the eyes). Close tight.

280b
FILLED UP PHILIP — Semi-rhyme; the forename
Philip with the words ‘fill+ed up’.
def’n: Fill up — Fill; fill
completely.
def’n: Fill — Make full. Take up all the space. Stop
up or close by putting something in.


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Pound’s titled ‘ALL CORKED-UP GPK‘ gag, tight pencil marked
as ‘7 – 30’ and color rough marked as ‘7 – P – 07 ‘, was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork,
although a minor detail, the buttons appear to have four holes as common clothing
buttons do, instead of two found on the final artwork. Per Pound’s color rough
artwork, the squiggly hair curl on top of the head was originally yellow that
stood out quite nicely, but changed to a red ginger color for the final artwork.
For the final arwork the different-sized corks look very realistic; cork is a
buoyant, light brown substance obtained from the outer bark layer of the cork
oak tree and often seen stuck in wine bottles. Unfortunately, for the card image,
the nameplate covers the toddler’s bib overalls white bear clothing character.
Even though the main CPK eyes, mouth and nose features are obscured, missing
or heavily disfigured, the character still looks like a GPK.

281a
SOURED HOWARD — Rhyme; the forename Howard with
the word ‘sour+ed’.
def’n: Sour — Having a sour or rank smell.
Something sour. Bad smelling.
def’n: Odor — A distinctive smell,
especially an unpleasant one.

281b
PAUL BUNION — Nomenclature = Paul Bunyan.
def’n: Paul Bunyan — in American folklore. A giant lumberjack
with amazing stregnth.
def’n: Bunion — A painful, inflamed swelling
on the foot.

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Warhola’s FOOT ODOR gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen sitting straight-legged
with the main focus on his infected and festered feet. To gauge the level of unpleasant
odor, the viewer only needs to witness the character himself sporting a clothespin
clamped over his nose and his inability to stop vomiting or spitting up uncontrollably
from the stench. This marks several images for this paricular release where Warhola
has drawn the character’s eyebrows very high into the forehead area. The feet
themselves contain several green odor trails that extend to the top of the image,
no less than 16 flies, a spider web, gum residue, two cigarette butts, cracked
heel skin, a hole with a small critter, two pieces of pierced glass, a bandaid
(or plaster), several warts and bunions, a scar and stitches, a very large pointy
tack or roofing nail, two embedded green worms, foot fungus, a bandaged toe, and
several overgrown nailbeds containing plantlife.

282a
SCREWEY DEWEY — Rhyme; the forename Dewey with
the word ‘screw+y’.
def’n: Screwy — slang. A very odd or
peculiar person.
def’n: Screw — Turn of a screw; screwing motion.

282b
BENT BRENT — Rhyme; the forename Brent with
the word ‘bent’.
def’n: Bent — Not straight; curved or crooked.
def’n: Gear — A set of toothed wheels joined together to drive the
speed of a mechanism.


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Bunk’s GEAR HEAD gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that Tom executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen stuck and being
crushed between the gears of some sort of giant mechanism or machine, the character
being cracked (like a post-lawsuit doll) holding onto a wrench. Bunk’s trademark
pain-stars are present in the artwork along with some blue-striped CPK shoes.
Per Bunk’s color rough, the pain-stars were located above his head within the
gear area but moved to open space within the final artwork. The character’s green
apparel was changed into a short-sleeve t-shirt and cracks added to the face and
arm, and a bandaid (or plaster) removed from the cheek area.

283a
ALIEN ALAN — Semi-rhyme; the forename Alan with
the word ‘alien’.
def’n: Alien — Entirely different from one’s
own; strange.
def’n: Extraterrestrial — From outside the earth
or its atmosphere.

283b
MARTIAN MARCIA — Semi-rhyme; the forename Marcia
with the word ‘martian’.
def’n: Martian — Of the planet Mars.
A supposed inhabitant of the planet Mars. “Little” green men. Space
beings. Creatures from space.

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Pound’s MEGA MARTIAN gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The space creature humanoid contains
one nose, two mouths — an upper mouth with a single tooth and a lower mouth
that’s drooling, a set of three eyes, two antennae and two fingers with apparent
suction cup-like tentacles. The character is further humanized with the CPK diaper
(or nappy). The two astronauts put the sheer size of the extra extreme extraterrestrial
into perspective.

284a
MANNY HEADS — Nomenclature = Many heads.
def’n:
Many — Consisting of a great number; numerous.
def’n: Head —
The top part of the human body containing the brain, eyes, nose, ears, and mouth.

284b
MAX STACKS — Rhyme; the forename Max with word
‘stack+s’.
def’n: Stack — An orderly pile of anything. A large
number or quantity. To pile or arrange in a stack.
def’n: Blow one’s
stack (aka lid, top or cool) — informal. To lose one’s temper.

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Pound’s STACKED HEADS gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The character, sporting a shirt of
primary colors, is seen with five heads, stacked one on top of the other … a
literal depiction of the phrase ‘to blow one’s stack’ (lid, top or cool). Although,
the line usually means to lose one’s temper and to explode in anger (to blow a
gasket or a fuse), the comedic image portrays a character who may have blown their
stack at least four times and is currently in a cooling-down, smoking stage.

285a
WIND SHEILA — Nomenclature = Windshield.
def’n:
Windshield — Sheet of glass, etc., avove the dash board of an automobile,
locomotive, etc. To protect its riders from the wind.

285b
HIT N’ RONNI — Nomenclature = Hit-and-run.
def’n: Hit-and-run — Of, having to do with, or caused by a driver
who hits a person or vehicle and drives away without stopping to see what happened.


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Bunk’s FACE PLANT parody was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that Tom executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen with their face
smashed against a windshielf after an apparent hit (& run might come later).
Per Bunk’s original tight pencil and color rough artwork, the concept remained
the same through to the final artwork with the same color scheme for the character
and sporting blue-striped CPK shoes. The interior of the car and dashboard took
on more of a grayscale and the odometer and speedometer lowered.

286a
HALEY COMET — Nomenclature = Halley’s comet.
def’n:
Halley’s comet — Comet seen about every 76 years.
def’n: Comet
— A celestial object consisting of a nucleus of ice and dust. When near the
sun, a ‘tail’ of gas and dust particles are present that point away from the sun.

286b
JUNE MOON — Rhyme; the forename June with the
word ‘moon’.
def’n: Moon — A heavenly body that revolves around
the earth. A natural satellite of any planet.


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Pound’s celestial body gag titled ‘MOON FACE‘, marked as
‘4 – 23’, was one of several approved concepts by Topps that John executed for
the OS7 set per his production notes, although not all concepts made it into the
release. Per Pound’s tight pencil artwork, the concept was originally intended
for the 4th Series release and revised at some point for this later release; Pound
had questioned the art director “COLOR – ORANGE/CHEESE? PALE
GREEN? WHITE?
” The original concept was cleaned up and several items
were removed from the artwork: a floating pop can with soda, the two astronauts
planting a U.S. flag, and the comet shooting through space underneath the moon.
The yellow stars and pink orbiting planets and moon are much-needed color surrounding
the pale character who’s been impailed in the red-eye (informal. a late
night flight) by a spaceship.
— The image
may pay tribute to the French 1902 silent short film, A Trip to the Moon,
by Georges Méliès, that has a spacecraft (more like ‘capsule’) that
impails the face of the moon.

287a
CHRISTINE VACCINE — Nomenclature — Rhyme;
the forename Christine with the word ‘vaccine’.
def’n: Vaccine —
Prepared bacteria or viruses of a particular disease, used to inoculate a person
in order to prevnet the effects of that disease. Causes body to develop antibodies.

287b
MEDI KATE — Nomenclature = Medicate.
def’n:
Medicate — Treat with medicine. Put medicine on or in.

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Pound’s NEEDLE SHARING gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that John executed for the OS7 set, although not all concepts made it
into the release. The character is seen being injected by a syringe needle, most
likely filled with a vaccine, but it has not pierced the skin. The fear of needles
in medical journals is known as ‘needle phobia’, which is the extreme fear of
any medical procedure that involves injections or hypodermic needles. It is unknown
if there were in revisions in the artwork at this time. The babydoll dress, lacing
with collar bow and hair bow suggest a very shy, innocent character.

288a
GRANT ANT — Nomenclature — Rhyme; the forename
Grant with the word ‘ant’.
def’n: Ant — Any of a family of small
insects living in a large colonies. In either the ground or in wood. Ants are
black, brown, reddish, or yellowish, and belongs to the same order as bees and
wasps.

288b STICKY
NIKKI
— Rhyme; the forename Nikki with the word ‘stick+y’.
def’n:
Sticky — Apt to stick. Covered with a layer of material that will stick.
def’n: Honey — A sweet, sticky, yellowish-brown flued made by bees
from nectar collected from flowers.


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Bunk’s ANT HILL gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that Tom executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. There are several methods of torture
(and execution) that deal with the method of being buried up to your neck; and
we are not talking about the idiom of being ‘up to one’s neck (in something),
or ears, or eyeballs—to be fully involved or immersed. There are also several
methods involving ants, typically fire ants, but in this case, it looks to be
black ants being attracted to honey. Per Bunk’s original color rough artwork,
the character is looking crossed-eyed as they crawl up his face with his mouth
still sealed. The cactus and buzzards are close to the forefront of the image.
As for the final artwork, the cactus and buzzards are in the distance, more of
an anthill-like mound has been added for the ants to climb up, and the hair has
been replaced with honey, with the character sweating and an ant entering his
mouth.

289a
STAIR CASEY — Nomenclature = Staircase.
def’n:
Staircase — Stairs.
def’n: Stair — A series of steps for
going from one level or floor to another. Steps; stairway; staircase.

289b
ALEXANDER THE GRATE — Nomenclature = Alexander
the Great.
The King of Macedonia from 336 – 323 B.C. Conquered the Greek city-states
and the whole Persian Empire from the coasts of Asia Minor and Egypt to India.
def’n: Grate — A framework of bars.
def’n: Escalator —
A moving stairway so that steps ascend or descend continuously.


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Bunk’s TRAPPED ON AN ESCALATOR gag was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that Tom executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. The character can be seen
completely melded and immersed into the escalator, fully embedded into the grates
of the stairs. Per Bunk’s orginal color rough artwork, the concept and character
remained pretty much the same through to the final artwork except for the human’s
pant legs have been changed to blue from black. The character is sporting red
pants and a green sweater, allegedly the two most jarring color combinations known
to man, even though these two colors represent the Christmas season. Fun fact:
it is the reason the creator of Freddy Krueger has the character sporting a green
and red striped sweater.
— The first set
to have a card number placed at the top center of the card for 289b ALEXANDER
The Grate for the first production run (black print) and to have the placement
and color changed for/during the second production run (white print, corner location).
Depending on the accuracy of the die-line, the die-cut can be found to be under
the black, center number or at times cutting through the number. Most of the original
GPK cards had very unique die-cut or die-line for their sticker pattern or outline
which was adopted from the Wacky Packages franchise and other releases.

290a
BUSTED ARMAND — Nomenclature = Busted arm.
def’n:
Bust — To burst or break.
def’n: Arm — The part of the human
body between the shoulder and the hand.

290b
JIM NAUSEUM — Nomenclature = Gymnasium.
def’n: Gymnasium — A room, building, etc., fitted up for physical
exercise, training and athletic sports.
def’n: Nausea — The feeling
a person has when about to vomit.

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Warhola’s HANG TEST gag was one of several approved concepts
by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes, although
not all concepts made it into the release. The character is seen hanging from
gymnastics rings to the extant that he has lost circulation to his arm extremities,
the tissue has died, and the arm at the elbow joint has severed itself at the
mid-way point of the forearm. the flexed-arm hang test is the most popular on
a pull-up bar, but hang tests at a younger age often occurs on a climbing rope
or from the gymnastics bar to test upper body strength. The character still appears
pleased with his results. He’s sporting some nice red-striped gym socks, but not
CPK shoes.

291a
HOMER RUNT — Nomenclature = Home run.
A potential
parody of the old Cincinatti Reds baseball team’s mascot.
def’n: Home
run — A hit in baseball allowing the batter to round bases without stopping
to score a run.
def’n: Runt — Animal, person, or plant which is
smaller than the usual size. Unusually small; undersized.

291b
SCREWBALL LEW — Rhyme; the forename Lew with
the word ‘screwball’.
def’n: Screwball — A pitch thrown in baseball
with a break or spin opposite to that of a curve.
def’n: Screwball
—slang. An eccentric person; screwy.


BITS
& BOBS
:
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Warhola’s KNUCKLEBALL HEAD gag was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. The pitcher (P) character
is seen chucking his noggin like a fast hard ball to home plate with a view of
the 1st base (1B), 2nd base (2B) and the right fielder (RF) player positions.
The image appears to be a parody of the Cincinatti Reds baseball team’s mascot,
except the stylized ‘C’ on the baseball cap has been changed to the letter ‘J’,
most likely for Warhola’s first name ‘James’.

292a
STAPLE GUNTHER — Nomenclature = Staple gun.
def’n:
Staple — A U-shaped piece of metal with pointed ends, driven into wood or
other material to hold hooks, wiring, insulation, etc., (staple gun). A piece
of wire to hold together papers, etc., (hand stapler).

292b
CLIPPED CLAUDE — Claude; a CL forename
to go with the word ‘clip+ped’.
def’n: Clip — To hold tight; to
fasten: clip papers together. Something used for clipping things together.
Cut short; to cut.

BITS
& BOBS
:
—
Warhola’s STAPLE GUN-HAPPY gag was one of several approved
concepts by Topps that James executed for the OS7 set per his production notes,
although not all concepts made it into the release. The staple acupuncture plays
up nicely to the soft material of a CPK doll, except the head is a soft plastic
(neck area), but the original CPK dolls did have cloth heads as well. The character
has no less than nine memos stapled to his body and upwards of seventy-five viewable
staples penetrating the outer latery of his epidermis; there are around twenty
or so discarded staples laying around his person.

Definitions
taken in part from The American Heritage Dictionary.

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The original GPK sets all had unique die-cuts for their sticker outline,

adopted from the Wacky Packages franchise.











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